Subject: Confucius say (Page 8)

Confucius say… crowded elevator smells different to midget.

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Confucius say… of all the things you wear, your expression is most important.

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Confucius say… creative Chinese chef without utensils can still find ways to stir soup.

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Confucius say… grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children.

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Confucius say… balloon factory will go out of business if it can't keep up with inflation.

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Confucius say… man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Confucius say… transvestite is one who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

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Confucius say… look for helping hand on end of own arm.

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Confucius say… two wrongs may not make a right; but two Wrights made an airplane.

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Confucius say… man who throw a cat out car window, makes kitty litter.

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Confucius say… man who tell one too many lightbulb joke soon burn out.

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Confucius say… man who make love to exhaust pipe of car have hot rod.

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Confucius say… if you park, don't drink… accidents cause people.

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Confucius say… never tell a one legged hitch hiker to hop in.

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Confucius say… man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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Confucius say… man who pee on electric fence receive shocking news.

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Confucius say… flying saucer will appear when a nudist spills his coffee.

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Confucius say… just one letter makes all the difference between here and there.

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Confucius say… man who get hit by car, get that run down feeling.

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Confucius say… worst thing a wife can get on her twenty fifth wedding anniversary is morning sickness.

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Confucius say… man who put cream in tart, not always baker.

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