Subject: Confucius say (Page 8)

Confucius say… with a lisp will walk with a lymph.

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Confucius say… crossing dinosaur with a pig, will make Jurassic Pork.

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Confucius say… TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.

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Confucius say… man who pulls on woman's bra-strap, may get bust in mouth.

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Confucius say… live each day as if it were your last, because someday it will be.

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Confucius say… optimist is a person who doesn't understand the enormity of the problem.

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Confucius say… gay Australian man will leave his wife and return to Sydney.

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Confucius say… you will die alone and poorly dressed.

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Confucius say… best way to cure water on the brain is with a tap on the head.

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Confucius say… wise man buy prunes… get good run for money.

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Confucius say… sexy typist will bang on keyboard!

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Confucius say… when wife complain too much about no magic in marriage, husband will disappear.

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Confucius say… who eats photograph of his Dad is soon spitting image of his father.

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Confucius say… rarely occurs to teenagers that the day will come when they'll know as little as their parents.

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Confucius say… person will never tell a lie, if truth will do more damage.

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Confucius say… Jamaican proctologist is called Pok-e-mon.

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Confucius say… it Is not how deep you fish, it is how you wiggle your worm.

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Confucius say… basketball player who marry midget lady will be nuts over her.

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Confucius say… handkerchief should be called "cold storage."

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Confucius say… show off always shown up in showdown.

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Confucius say… opening in the front of your boxer shorts is called the circumvent.

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