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Harp: A piano in the nude.

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Tattoo: Permanent proof of temporary insanity.

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Pessimist: Someone who burns their bridges before they get to them.

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Argument: A discussion where two people try to get the last word in first

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Definition of a Jewish nymphomaniac: A woman who will make love the same day she has her hair done.

(1946 – ) British actress, columnist & comedian
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Collection: A church function in which many take but a passing interest.

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Entrepreneur: What you’re called when you don’t have a job.

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Contempt: The feeling of a prudent man for an enemy who is too formidable safely to be opposed.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Respirator: An apparatus fitted over the nose and mouth… whereby to filter the visible universe in its passage to the lungs.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Necking: A passion fancy.

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Celebrity: A person whose name is in everything but the telephone book.

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Tailor: An occupation that suits everyone.

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Riot: A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Democracy: A small hard core of common agreement, surrounded by a rich variety of individual difference.

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Fat: Energy gone to waist.

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Dandruff: Chips off the old block.

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Optimist: An anti-skeptic.

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Birth Control: Evasion of the issue.

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Friends: There are two kinds of friends – those who are around when you need them, and those who are around when they need you.

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Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

(1952 – 2001) English writer, dramatist, & musician
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Imagination: What puts men in asylums unless they are crazy enough to put it down on paper or canvas.

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