Subject: Entertainment » Acting (Page 4)

A great actress, from the waist down.

(1848 – 1935) English actress

An actor is the kind of guy who, if you ain't talking about him, ain't listening.

(1910 – 1984) American film producer & publicist

Acting is a form of confusion.

(1903 – 1968) movie actress

To Raoul Walsh a tender love scene is burning down a whorehouse.

(1892 – 1978) Canadian-American film producer (Warner Brothers)

If she was cast as Lady Godiva the horse would steal the show.

The best research [for playing a drunk] is being a British actor for 20 years.

(1933 – ) English actor

You can pick out the actors by the glazed look that comes into their eyes when the conversation wanders away from themselves.

(1912 – 1979) English actor

Can’t act… slightly bald… also dances.

Television opened up a whole new field of unemployment for him.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter

Wet she’s a star; dry she ain’t.

(1891 – 1951) comedian, singer, theater & film actress

They're not understudies, they're overstudies.

(1889 – 1961) Am. playwright, theater director & producer & humorist

Shakespeare is so tiring; you never get a chance to sit down unless you’re a king.

(1889 – 1961) Am. playwright, theater director & producer & humorist

She comes on stage as if she had been sent for to sew rings on the new curtains.

(1865-1940) English actress

What makes him think a middle-aged actor, who’s played with a chimp, could have a future in politics?

(1911 – 2004) 40th U.S. president & actor

Acting: A good training for political life; the only problem is the speeches are harder to learn.

(1911 – 2004) 40th U.S. president & actor

Not nearly as exciting as it would be if I were acknowledged as one of the greatest lays in the world.

(1925 – 2006) American actress

To hell with them small towns, I'll stick to New York.

(1893 – 1980) American singer, pianist, comedian & actor

Golf is my real profession – show business pays my greens fees.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

Whatever happens, look as if it was intended.

I've made so many movies playing a hooker that they don't pay me in the regular way any more… they leave it on the dresser.

(1934 – ) American actress, dancer, activist & author

The pain goes away on payday.

(1902 – 1975) comedian, actor & member of The Three Stooges