Subject: Entertainment » Music (Page 9)

No… but I have trodden in some.

(1879 – 1961) English conductor

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.

(1874 – 1936) English author & mystery novelist

I told Zollie Volchok [Sonics general manager] we needed an ultrasound machine and he asked me why we needed music in the locker room.

American basketball player & coach

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle.

Composers shouldn't think too much—it interferes with their plagiarism.

(1896 – 1983) American actor

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter

Accordian: An instrument inharmony with the sentiments of an assassin.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

I know [canned music] makes chickens lay more eggs and factory workers produce more, but how much more can they get out of you on an elevator?

(1909 – 2000) Danish-born comedian & pianist

He hasn't just lost the plot, he's lost the whole library!

These go to 11.

(1948 – ) English-American screenwriter, musician, director & actor

I don’t like my music, but what is my opinion against that of millions of others.

(1904 – 1988) Austrian-American composer

We are not used to playing the kind of venues that don't have a drain in the middle of the floor.

(1954 – ) American comedian, writer & musician

I was doing some musical research, and I found out it was actually white people that came up with rap music… only, they call it square dancing.

(1951 – ) American comedian & writer

The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night… Brahms lost.

(1898 – 1971) American humorist