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Subject: Headlines (Page 97)

Wachtler Tells Graduates That Life in Jail is Demeaning

The Buffalo News
Headlines Miscellaneous

American History Is A Thing of the Past

Daily Breeze Torrance (CA)
Headlines History

Moose Cheese To Oust Dung As Swedish Souvenir

Headline
Headlines

Commuter Tax on New Yorkers Killed In New Jersey

Headline
Headlines

Duck Meat Pie Kills Three Colombian Nuns

Infobeat
Headlines

Aliens Crammed Into Toilet

Headline
Headlines

Gorillas Of Rwanda Lecture At Museum Of Natural History

Headline
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Man Shoots Neighbor With Machete

The Miami Herald
Headlines

Staff Dig Deep For Children

Gloucestershire Echo
Headlines

17 Aliens Held

Headline
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Baby Boomers Not Planning to Retire

Headline
Headlines

Blue Skies Unless Its Cloudy

San Francisco Chronicle
Headlines

Yes, I'd Like To Be Castrated, Please

Kansas City Star
Headlines

Trooper Fired After Hat Fib, Wants Back In

In Raleigh NC
Headlines

Birds Make Mess, City Steps In

Colorado Springs Gazette
Headlines

Magician's Car Vanishes

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Warmer Weather May Make Snow Disappear

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Turkey Votes for Christmas

Financial Times
Headlines

NJ Judge to Rule on Nude Beach

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Pink-Clad Pooch Stolen from Gay Bar by Man With Britney Tattoo

The South Florida Sun-Sentinel
Headlines

Nation’s Hungry Attack Meese

Headline
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