Subject: Headlines (Page 97)

Snake Venom Slows Breast Tumor Growth

Panthers Destroy Viking Visitors

Kids More Violent, Suicidal, But They're Happy

Police: Man Killed Wife, Self, Set Fire

Two One-Legged Inmates Skip Jail

Gays in Roanoke Recover After Slaying

Baby Born Holding Mum’s I.U.D.

U.S. Govt Heads For Shutdown, Blame Flies

Steals Clock, Faces Time

Rats Con Woman, 78, Out Of £3000 Savings

Survivor Of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

Your Chance to Spend More Time in Public Toilets

Salesman Says He Left 4 Large Rings in Malden Bathtub

Will High Gas Prices Cost Your Kids Their Educataion? [sic]

Robber Jailed for Shooting Dead Witness

Three In Hospital After Fresh Legionnaires' Outbreak

Pink-Clad Pooch Stolen from Gay Bar by Man With Britney Tattoo

Bus Driver Charged with Beating Rider Who Wouldn't Pay

Ugandans Enjoying the Good Life

Mexican Police Arrest Horse For Damaging Car

Bottoming Is a Messy Process