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Subject:
Intelligence
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Memory
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I can’t think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they’re dead.
Laura Kightlinger
(1969 – ) American actress, comedian, producer & writer
Alcohol
Intelligence
Memory
Situations
She has a
photogenic
memory.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Memory
Photographic
I saw a commercial on late night TV, it said,“Forget everything you know about slipcovers,” so I did, and it was a load off my mind; then the commercial tried to sell me slipcovers, and I didn’t know what the hell they were.
Mitch Hedberg
(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Entertainment
Memory
Television
Commercials
Slipcovers
Maybe that's all that family really is, a group of people who all miss the same imaginary place.
Zach Braff
(1975 – ) actor, director, screenwriter & producer
Family
Memory
People
Relationships
Imaginary place
Women and elephants never forget an injury.
Saki's First Law
Intelligence
Memory
Murphy’s Laws
Women
Elephants
Injuries
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