Subject: Death » Last words (Page 4)

My dear, before you kiss me good-bye, fix your hair. It's a mess.

(1887 – 1974) American playwright, screenwriter, director & actor

Sergeant, the Spanish bullet isn't made that will kill me.

(1860 – 1898) American soldier with the Rough Riders, sheriff, newspaper editor, politician, gambler & lawyer

My design is to make what haste I can to be gone.

(1599 – 1658) English military & political leader

Lady, you shot me.

(1931 – 1964) American singer, songwriter & entrepreneur

I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap in the dark.


Okay, Father. I'll pray that you don't follow me too soon.

(1920 – 1945) only American soldier to be court martialed and executed for desertion during World War II

Oh, what's the bloody point?

(1926 – 1988) English comic actor & comedian

I could shoot better!

(1920 – 1945) Dutch communist resistance fighter during World War II

Cut 'er loose, Doc!

(1861 – 1909) American painter, illustrator, sculptor & writer

Wait a second.

(1721 – 1764) member of the French court & mistress of Louis XV

Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck.

(1906 – 1972) Russian-born English actor, singer-songwriter & music composer

Relax… this won't hurt.

(1937 – 2005) journalist & author

All right then, I'll say it: Dante makes me sick.

(1562 – 1635) Spanish playwright & poet

Am I dying, or is this my birthday?

(1879 – 1964) British politician

You got me.

(1903 – 1934) American bank robber & convicted murderer

Don't ask me how I am! I understand nothing more.

(1805 – 1875) Danish author & poet noted for his children's stories

I am going.

(1899 – 1982) King of Swaziland

I've had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that's the record.

(1914 – 1953) Welsh-born poet & writer

Suppose, suppose.

(1848 – 1929) American frontier law enforcement officer

Now comes the mystery.

(1813 – 1887) American clergyman, social reformer & abolitionist

And always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said, “A truck!”

(1956 – ) American comedian