Subject: Life (Page 3)

I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
Beliefs Life Religion

Coach: How’s life treating you Norm?

Norm: Like I just ran over its dog.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Beer Life TV/Movie Quotes

Good times end too quickly. Bad times go on forever.

Life Murphy’s Laws Situations Time

That's the secret to life… replace one worry with another.

cartoon character, Peanuts, Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000) cartoonist
Life

Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.

Life Murphy’s Laws Time

Longevity: Uncommon extension of the fear of death.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Death Definitions Language Life

It’s good to be here… but at 98, it’s good to be anywhere.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Age Life Old

I quit smoking ’cause I want to live, and now that I’m not smoking, I don’t want to live anymore.

comedian
Activities Life

Kids: get away from the cell phones, get away from the computers, and mail someone a fish before it’s too late.

(1937 – 2014) American co-host of radio show “Car Talk”
Life

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

Life Money

Life is something you do when you can’t get to sleep.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist
Life Situations Sleep

Dick Clark went to a psychic; she told him, in a previous life, he was Dick Clark.

comedian
Life Past Situations Time

We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out f**king albums.

(1961 – 1994) comedian
Life

I think the one lesson I have learned is that there is no substitute for paying attention.

(1945 – ) American television journalist
Life Success

I try to live by the adage: “You scratch my back; I’ll let you know when to stop.”

(1904 – 1973) English novelist & biographer
Life

Life can be a bitch so at least try not to fall in love with one.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor
Life Relationships

The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist
Education Life

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.

(1914 – 1997) American writer
Life

All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.

(1922 – 2007) American novelist
Death Life

If I was doin’ any better, I’d have ta hire somebody to help me enjoy it!

Emotions Expressions Happiness Life

There are moments when everything goes well, but don’t be frightened.

(1864 – 1910) French author
Fear Life