Subject: Life (Page 3)

The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.

(1916 – 1997) newspaper journalist

It’s good to be here… but at 98, it’s good to be anywhere.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

When the going gets tough, the tough get going.

1913 – 1983) American college football coach

Living up to ideals is like doing everyday work with your Sunday clothes on.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need money the most, are the very ones who never have it.

(1867 – 1936) author & humorist

If I had my life to live over, I wouldn't have time.

(1936 – 1992) singer, songwriter, musician & actor

We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out f**king albums.

(1961 – 1994) comedian

My grandfather always said that living is like licking honey off a thorn.

(1898 – 1951) Slovene-American author & translator

Life can be a bitch so at least try not to fall in love with one.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.

(1937 – 2014) American co-host of radio show “Car Talk”

Life is too short to drink cheap beer.

Most people my age are dead at the present time.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

Americans are not gonna conserve; we’re not gonna shift to smaller cars… we can’t… we have big, fat kids.

(1965 – 2010) American stand-up comedian & television personality

In spite of the cost of living, it’s still popular.

(1880 – 1966) American novelist

Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Any man who has $10,000 left when he dies is a failure.

(1909 – 1959) Australian-born American actor

We were a generation born too late to eat goldfish and too early to flash.

(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist

Life is not separate from death; it only looks that way.

We must all hang together, or most assuredly we shall all hang separately.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor

Somehow I never quite know what’s going on.

cartoon character, Peanuts, Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000) cartoonist

My New Year’s Resolution for 2010? … I will be less laz

(1966 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor