Subject: Life (Page 3)

I ordered a wake-up call the other day – the phone rang and a woman’s voice said, ‘What the heck are you doing with your life?’

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.

(1937 – 2014) American co-host of radio show “Car Talk”

In larger things we are convivial – What causes trouble is the trivial.

(1906 – 1989) American poet & author

So far, I haven’t heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost.

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher

My New Year’s Resolution for 2010? … I will be less laz

(1966 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor

We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don’t know.

(1907 – 1973) poet & critic

Life is not separate from death; it only looks that way.

Life is wasted on the living.

(1952 – 2001) English writer, dramatist, & musician

I think the one lesson I have learned is that there is no substitute for paying attention.

(1945 – ) American television journalist

Make Life Your Bitch

People who live in glass houses might as well answer the door.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

If your ship doesn’t come in, swim out to it!

(1925 – 2013) comedian & actor

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

I’ve developed a new philosophy… I’m only going to dread one day at a time.

cartoon character, Peanuts, Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000) cartoonist

You haven’t lived until you’ve died in California.

(1927 – ) Canadian-born American comedian & actor

There are three things in life that people like to stare at: a flowing stream, a crackling fire and a Zamboni clearing the ice.

cartoon character, Peanuts, Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000) cartoonist

Maybe it would have been better if neither of us had been born.

(1769 – 1821) French general & politician

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

There are two tragedies in life; one is not to get your heart’s desire, the other is to get it.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

I read somewhere that 26 is too old to still live with your parents; it was on a note, in my room.

comedian

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

(1955 – ) cartoonist (Calvin and Hobbes)