Subject: Malaprops (Page 10)

The town had the coldest temperature in all the contagious states.

They think they can do the portrait in one setting.

I guess you could say I'm an internal optometrist.

Those people all corregated over there.

Please don’t draw me no diaphrams.

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Forget that guy – just illiterate him from your memory.

We're gonna strike before Ivan gets hot.

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I got a run in my neon stockings.

A Polack art exhibit!

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This is no longer just a bubbling brook.

Utrilities

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Welcome to our home; and as youse people say "shaboom."

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Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, definition of character.

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… hangin' around her neck like an albacore.

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He’s not going to adhere himself to the fans.

English football player & manager

It was deader than a hangnail.

You think I just drove in from Long Island on a load of turnips?

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When making picture frames, you’ll need a Midas box, so you can cut the angle right.

They said he had neurosis of the liver.

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He was in cardial arrest.

It ain't German to the conversation.

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