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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 10)
The town had the coldest temperature in all the
contagious
states.
Anonymous
America
Malaprops
Places
Contiguous
They think they can do the portrait in one
setting.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Situations
Sitting
I guess you could say I'm an
internal
optometrist.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Eternal
Optimism
Those people all
corregated
over there.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Congregated
Please don’t draw me no
diaphrams.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Diagrams
Forget that guy – just
illiterate
him from your memory.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Obliterate
We're gonna strike before
Ivan gets hot.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
The iron get hot
I got a run in my
neon
stockings.
Anonymous
Clothing
Malaprops
Nylon
A
Polack
art exhibit!
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Painter Jackson Pollock
This is no longer just a
bubbling
brook.
Anonymous
Malaprops
A reporter during a hurricane-induced flood
Babbling brook
Utrilities
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Utilities
Welcome to our home; and as youse people say
"shaboom."
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
A greeting
Hebrew
Shalom
Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that,
definition
of character.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Defamation of character
… hangin' around her neck like an
albacore.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Albatross
He’s not going to >adhere himself to the fans.
Alan Mullery
English football player & manager
Malaprops
Sports
Endear
It was deader than a
hangnail.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Door nail
You think
I just drove in from Long Island on a load of turnips?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
I’m not a fool
You think I just fell off a turnip truck?
When making picture frames, you’ll need a
Midas
box, so you can cut the angle right.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Miter box
They said he had
neurosis of the liver.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Health
Malaprops
Cirrhosis of the liver
He was in
cardial
arrest.
Anonymous
Health
Malaprops
Cardiac
It ain't
German
to the conversation.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Germane
Relevant
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