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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 8)
We're like two peas in a
pot.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Situations
Two peas in a pod
… having too much
collateral
in your blood.
Anonymous
Health
Malaprops
Cholesterol
B’nai
Briss
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Beliefs
Malaprops
Religion
B’nai Brith
Jews
This
anecdote
you give, how ya supposed to take it?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Antidote
He was in
cardial
arrest.
Anonymous
Health
Malaprops
Cardiac
Are you getting the
jest
of this?
Anonymous
Malaprops
Gist
Meaning
That there is an
invason of my privates.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Invasion of my privacy
Tell her I ain’t crawlin’ home to her with my tail between
her
legs.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
My legs
I am sorry to say that my
affluence
over my niece is very small.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Influence
Welfare
incipients
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Recipients
That's the straw that broke the camel's
neck!
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
The camel’s back
Spontanooity
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Spontaneity
The upper part, waddya call, the
mezzarine.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Mezzanine
We're gonna strike before
Ivan gets hot.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
The iron get hot
Edith, I’m
mortifried!
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Mortified
I think I've got the mucus of a good team.
Dick Duckworth
Colemanballs
Malaprops
Nucleus
At the zoo I like to watch the
polo bears.
Anonymous
Animals
Malaprops
Polar bears
We have that Indian scene; we can get the Indians from the reservoir.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Malaprops
Indians
I
commensurate
with you on that.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Commiserate
We heard the ocean is
infatuated
with sharks.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Infested
My doctor tells me I got a
communications
disease.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Communicable
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