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Subject:
Malaprops
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There's more than one way to
spin a rat.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Skin a cat
Arrivaducci, von boyage.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Communication
Language
Malaprops
Arrivederci
Bon voyage
We're just sweeping dirty dishes under the rug.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
I hope he doesn't make a
testicle
out of himself.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Spectacle
Legitimate
reality
company
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Realty
Have no
delusions
about the past.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Allusions
Nothing Eyetalian because it causes
garlic
stones.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Gall stones
Italian
My doctor tells me I got a
communications
disease.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Communicable
Wild
hornets
couldn’t drag me there.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Horses
Worst case
Ontario.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Scenario
No taxation without
regimentation.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Representation
The most dangerous killer in the
animals
of crime.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Annals
I wasn’t under the
impersonation
you meant me.
Jane Sherwood Ace
(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Malaprops
Impression
I ain't a man of
carnival instinctuals
like you.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Sex
Carnal instincts
Mouth-to-mouth
restitution.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Resusitation
Did you watch the space
shovel
take off?
Anonymous
Malaprops
Shuttle
She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Women’s intuition
Yeah, we’re really sick, Mom! I think we have
Monte Cristo’s
Revenge!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Montezuma’s
Spanish
Imposition.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Inquisition
Print the bulletins and get the information
decimated.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Deciminated
When I'm sick, I take
Casper
Oil.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Castor oil
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