Subject: Malaprops (Page 4)

What’s all this fuss I’ve been hearing about conserving our natural racehorses?

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress

One man's goose is another man's dander.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I don’t go around signin’ no political documentaries.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You never believe nuttin’, Edith. You’re of them septics.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Floods and diseases and pestillentaries.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

What’s all this I hear about endangered feces?

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress

The whole world is turning into a regular Sodom and Glocca Morra.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

To my dear daughter Gloria Bunker … I leave my living room chair as a central piece in her someday living room.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Put the trash in the Hipsy-Hampster.

All kids are trouble, Edith; and I don’t wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The rules are written by the bureaucraps.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I've been mostly camping and living in hostiles.

On a full stomach I probably detergorate.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

When I'm sick, I take Casper Oil.

That guy is a blackbuster.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he’s coming over here to claim his pound of fish.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Sit right down there, seniorora.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Shut the door will the two of yas, we’re catchin’ ammonia.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Santa’s Guh-nomes.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Everyone knows Foley the philangerer!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

International Spade The Cat Week

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)