Subject: Malaprops (Page 2)

Have no delusions about the past.

Most of ’em have more hismones than hermones.

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… to love and to cherish, till death do us apart.

Gonna take all of my thinking and all of my consecration.

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I'm going to the store to buy a soup latrine.

Looking at the initials on your monogroom.

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Rome wasn’t born in a day.

professional baseball player

Good to be back on the old terracotta.

All girls go cockeyed during pooberescency.

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Florence Nightengown

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Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten.

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Shirley Temple was never as good as Bojangles George Murphy.

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When the whole neighborhood turns into a smelting pot.

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German headshrinker named Sigmund Fruit.

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… my eyes was lookin' at hard pore cornography.

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Wouldn't let 'em get in a word wedgewise.

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The devil and all his nimps.

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Go to the gyropractor and get fixed?

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The crust of the problem

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns.

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You’re sicker than me? Edith, get me the other fomometer.

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