Subject: Malaprops (Page 5)

“Let ’em eat cake,” to quote the late Mark Antonette.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

It ain’t German to the conversation. It ain’t supposed to make sense; it’s faith. Faith is something that you believe that nobody in his right mind would believe.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The prostitution rests.

(1971 – ) American actress

California’s Silicone Valley

Did Lincoln apologize to Alexander Graham Booth?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The upper part, waddya call, the mezzarine.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Mopy Dick

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

It ain't German to the conversation.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I'm traveling incoherent.

Dad says the monster is just a pigment of my imagination.

Hidin’ out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He wants his son to follow in his footprints.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I want to hear it so quiet we can hear a mouse dropping.

(1897 – 1960) Russian-born American film director, actor & producer

In her elastic stockings, next to her very close veins.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Mouth-to-mouth restitution.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

My uncle had a problem with his probate and he had to take these big pills and drink lots of water.

cartoon character in Who Framed Roger Rabbit? (Charles Fleischer)

I'm an Aquarium.

(1971 – ) American actress

The crust of the problem

Just try to restract his attention.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Hanging around my neck like an albacross.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Groinocologist

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)