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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 5)
“Let ’em eat cake,” to quote the late
Mark Antonette.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Marie Antoinette
It ain’t
German
to the conversation. It ain’t supposed to make sense; it’s faith. Faith is something that you believe that nobody in his right mind would believe.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Beliefs
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Faith
Germaine
The
prostitution
rests.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Prosecution
California’s
Silicone
Valley
Malaprop
Malaprops
Places
Silicon Valley
Did Lincoln apologize to
Alexander Graham
Booth?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
John Wilkes Booth
The upper part, waddya call, the
mezzarine.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Mezzanine
Mopy
Dick
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Moby Dick
It ain't
German
to the conversation.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Germane
Relevant
I'm traveling
incoherent.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Ingognito
Dad says the monster is just a
pigment
of my imagination.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Figment
Imagination
Hidin’ out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Phantom
He wants his son to follow in his
footprints.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Footsteps
I want to hear it so quiet we can hear a mouse dropping.
Gregory Ratoff
(1897 – 1960) Russian-born American film director, actor & producer
Malaprops
Misspokements
In her elastic stockings, next to her
very close
veins.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Health
Malaprops
Varicose
Mouth-to-mouth
restitution.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Resusitation
My uncle had a problem with his
probate
and he had to take these big pills and drink lots of water.
Roger Rabbit
cartoon character in
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
(Charles Fleischer)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Prostate
I'm an
Aquarium.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Aquarius
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
The
crust
of the problem
Anonymous
Malaprops
Crux
Just try to
restract
his attention.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Attract
Hanging around my neck like an
albacross.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Albatross
Groinocologist
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Doctors
Health
Malaprops
Gynecologist
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