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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 7)
We were young: college students, we were full of vim and
vinegar.
Malaprop
Malaprops
Vigor
Rackwell Walsh
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Raquel Welsh
He looked very thin and
emancipated.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Malaprops
Emaciated
Left hand, right hand, it doesn’t matter, I’m
amphibious.
Charles Shackleford
professional basketball player
Malaprops
Sports
Ambidextrous
I'm feeling
lack-a-daisy
today.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Lackadaisical
Congress is back in season.
Congress
Government
Malaprops
Our Air Corps reunion was held to
rememmorate
the great things we done.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Commemorate
He’s shown a lack of
inconsistency.
An English soccer player
Malaprops
Sports
Consistency
I got a
unanimous
letter
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Anonymous
Here’s the money for our
patentcy.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Patent
Transflusions
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Transfusions
… prostate with grief
Anonymous
Malaprops
Prostrate
Tony Soprano
Have no
delusions
about the past.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Allusions
A bird in the hand is worth a
foot in the tush.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Two in the bush
“Let ’em eat cake,” to quote the late
Mark Antonette.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Marie Antoinette
Men gets these here, waddya call,
surges,
where the
chromostones
are burlin’ over.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Chromosomes
Urges
I was
beaming
at the seams!
Anonymous
Malaprops
Bursting
My husband went to Radio Shack and got some
dog ears
for the TV.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Television
Rabbit ears
So I won’t make the cover of Harper’s
Brassiere.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Bazaar
Forget that guy – just
illiterate
him from your memory.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Obliterate
Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Death
Malaprops
Pall bearers
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