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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 9)
Probably a torn
filament
right there in the kneecap.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Health
Malaprops
Ligament
I didn’t ask her for nothin.’ It was her that
reduced
me.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Seduced
Maybe
my mind chewed off more than the mind should bite.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Situations
Bit off more than I could chew
I’m half
prostate
in the heat.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Prostrate
He’s still
scravengin’
down here.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Scavenging
Book Of
Ecclesiasticles
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Beliefs
Malaprops
Bible
Ecclesiastes
Their relationship was purely
plutonic.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Relationships
Platonic
The sexual act was never
constipated.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Consumated
She's as headstrong as an
allegory
on the banks of Nile.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Alligator
Men gets these here, waddya call,
surges,
where the
chromostones
are burlin’ over.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Chromosomes
Urges
Look at the two
chimpanzoos
over here.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Chimpanzees
Just 'cause there's
snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof!
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Just because there’s snow on the roof doesn’t mean there’s not a fire in the furnace
You got a very
warfed
sense of humor.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Warped
In the nineteenth century, life was hard for Europe’s
pheasants.
Anonymous
Malaprops
People
Poverty
Peasants
That guy in the White House, George
Snuffleupagus.
Anonymous
Malaprops
People
George Stephanopoulos
“Go west,” like Horace
Greenberg
said.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Horace Greeley
Raise him a
Luferan
if you want, raise him a
Norman
with 7 wives, a holy roller, a Seventh Day
Adventurer
…
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Religion
Adventist
Lutheran
Mormon
It's clear to see who
makes the pants
here.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Marriage
Wears the pants in the family
We seem to have
unleased
a hornet's nest.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Situations
Trouble
We're just sweeping dirty dishes under the rug.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
I ain’t in a happy frame of mood.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Emotions
Happiness
Malaprops
Mind
Frame of mind
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