Subject: Malaprops (Page 9)

Probably a torn filament right there in the kneecap.

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I didn’t ask her for nothin.’ It was her that reduced me.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Maybe my mind chewed off more than the mind should bite.

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I’m half prostate in the heat.

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He’s still scravengin’ down here.

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Book Of Ecclesiasticles

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Their relationship was purely plutonic.

The sexual act was never constipated.

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She's as headstrong as an allegory on the banks of Nile.

Men gets these here, waddya call, surges, where the chromostones are burlin’ over.

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Look at the two chimpanzoos over here.

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Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof!

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You got a very warfed sense of humor.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

In the nineteenth century, life was hard for Europe’s pheasants.

That guy in the White House, George Snuffleupagus.

“Go west,” like Horace Greenberg said.

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Raise him a Luferan if you want, raise him a Norman with 7 wives, a holy roller, a Seventh Day Adventurer

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It's clear to see who makes the pants here.

We seem to have unleased a hornet's nest.

We're just sweeping dirty dishes under the rug.

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I ain’t in a happy frame of mood.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)