Subject: Malaprops (Page 14)

I haven’t seen him for donkey’s ears!

Malaprops

Smells like some kind if saniquarium.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Uh, no intense offended there.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

I'm not a pessimist, I'm an optometrist.

Malaprops

We have passed a lot of water since then.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Malaprops

The crust of the problem

Malaprops

My uncle had a problem with his probate and he had to take these big pills and drink lots of water.

cartoon character in Who Framed Roger Rabbit? (Charles Fleischer)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Dad says the monster is just a pigment of my imagination.

Malaprops

I'm going to hold my breast until I turn blue.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

That was that dumb movie about nuns starring Ingrid Bernstein.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Groinocologist

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Doctors Health Malaprops

Candlestine romance

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Commenstrual with my experience.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Geriatricide joint

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Age Malaprops Old

I ain’t no counterfeeter.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

The printer is out of order – sorry for the incontinence.

Malaprops

There's a traumatic difference between the two.

Malaprops

I'm on the edge of my feet.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

My husband went to Radio Shack and got some dog ears for the TV.

Malaprops Television

Buy one of them battery transvester radios.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Hanging around my neck like an albacross.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops