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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 14)
This is
unparalyzed
in the state's history.
Gib Lewis
Texas politician
Malaprops
Unparalleled
“Let ’em eat cake,” to quote the late
Mark Antonette.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Marie Antoinette
As one of the faithful
constituitionals.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Constituents
One
brain
washes the other.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Hand
Their relationship was purely
plutonic.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Relationships
Platonic
He’s suffering from a lack of
self of steam.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Malaprops
Self-esteem
That ain’t no
trampoloon.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Trampoline
Their father is some kind of
civil
serpent.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Servant
He was from Thailand or some other
erotic
place.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Places
Exotic
Dances with
Wool.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Wolves
Present company
suspected
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Excepted
Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Mixed metaphors
[telling the story of Samson] He took a jawbone from
the grass
and slew the Palistine army.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Jawbone of an ass
You ain’t got no
qualifidations.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Qualifications
I'm on the horns of an
enema.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Dilemma
He’s a bad
influenza
on me.
Anonymous
Malaprops
He’s a bad influenza on me.
Oh no, Mom has
Indonesia!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Amnesia
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the
liar.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Lyre
Put the trash in the
Hipsy-Hampster.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Things
Dempsey Dumpster
What’s all this I hear about endangered
feces?
Gilda Radner
(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Endangered species
Off-the-docks
Jews.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
People
Orthodox
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