Subject: Malaprops (Page 14)

This is unparalyzed in the state's history.

Texas politician

“Let ’em eat cake,” to quote the late Mark Antonette.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

As one of the faithful constituitionals.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

One brain washes the other.

Their relationship was purely plutonic.

He’s suffering from a lack of self of steam.

That ain’t no trampoloon.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Their father is some kind of civil serpent.

He was from Thailand or some other erotic place.

Dances with Wool.

(1971 – ) American actress

Present company suspected

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

[telling the story of Samson] He took a jawbone from the grass and slew the Palistine army.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You ain’t got no qualifidations.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I'm on the horns of an enema.

(1971 – ) American actress

He’s a bad influenza on me.

Oh no, Mom has Indonesia!

(1971 – ) American actress

David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar.

Put the trash in the Hipsy-Hampster.

What’s all this I hear about endangered feces?

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress

Off-the-docks Jews.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)