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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 17)
This was a very classy guy – in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray
hamburgers
on his head.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Homburg hat
You’re a
chimp
off the old block.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Family
Malaprops
Chip
No taxation without
regimentation.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Government
Malaprops
Taxes
Representation
You wanna talk that Russian talk, take yourself back over to the
USSO.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
USSR
Go on with the
renouncement.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Announcement
This makes me so sore it gets my
dandruff
up.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Anger
Malaprops
Dander
Go to the
gyropractor
and get fixed?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Health
Malaprops
Chiropractor
It's a
mute
point.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Moot
A bird in the hand is worth a
foot in the tush.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Two in the bush
I
resemble
that remark!
Anonymous
Malaprops
Resent
I ain't a man of
carnival instinctuals
like you.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Sex
Carnal instincts
There is no
pancreas
to the whole world's problems.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Panacea
What’s all this fuss I’ve been hearing about the presidential
erection?
Gilda Radner
(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Emily Litella on “Saturday Night Live”
Some
Catlick
priest sprinkling
incest
over everyone.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Catholic
Incense
I am sorry to say that my
affluence
over my niece is very small.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Influence
That guy is a
blackbuster.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Ball buster
It doesn’t
endow
me, to be honest.
Alan Mullery
English football player & manager
Malaprops
Endear
Don’t talk like an
ignarosis.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Ignoramus
You think
I just drove in from Long Island on a load of turnips?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
I’m not a fool
You think I just fell off a turnip truck?
Corona-rary
bypass.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Health
Malaprops
Coronary
That man is a real charmer, a regular Don
Coyote.
Anonymous
Malaprops
People
Quixote
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