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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 17)
That is the
squaw that stroke the camel’s sack.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
The straw that broke the camel's back
The two of you was
intricate
together.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Intimate
Banging on their chests with a
primeval
scream.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Primal
I am sorry to say that my
affluence
over my niece is very small.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Influence
Stamped inedibly on my heart.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Indelibly
I am his
awfully-wedded
wife.
Jane Sherwood Ace
(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Malaprops
Marriage
Wordplay
Lawfully wedded
From the prairies, to the oceans,
wide
with foam.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
America
Malaprops
Places
White with foam
When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the
digitalis
skills.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Digital
You’re so
nayve!
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Naive
The whole ball of
worms
Anonymous
Malaprops
Wax
It’s too caustic, said a director, when asked his opinion of a script. Goldwyn: To hell with the cost, if it’s a good picture, we’ll make it.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Malaprops
Misspokements
Groinocologist
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Doctors
Health
Malaprops
Gynecologist
Tonight, I become a
lesbian.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Thespian
Don't be hollerin' at him, will ya, you'll give him a
mental sterosis.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Health
Malaprops
Around here, it's always feast or
phantom.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Famine
I wasn’t under the
impersonation
you meant me.
Jane Sherwood Ace
(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Malaprops
Impression
Welfare
incipients
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Recipients
It’s in an upward
spinal.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Spiral
I can
syncronize
with those homeless people.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Empathy
Sympathize
I ain’t got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can’t make no mistakes. Like he’s, waddya call,
inflammable.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Characteristics
Malaprops
Mistakes
Infallible
In a pig’s
dye.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Eye
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