Subject: Malaprops (Page 22)

He's the pineapple of politeness.

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A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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What is all this talk about the Supreme Court decision on a deaf penalty?

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Making mistakes on our usually flawless show is disarming.

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The scripts needs to be kept in sink.

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I'm not a pessimist, I'm an optometrist.

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I didn’t ask her for nothin.’ It was her that reduced me.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Go to the gyropractor and get fixed?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Health Malaprops

A bird in the hand is worth a foot in the tush.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

This is a Jewish cake – they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Gonna be incrimated… they’re gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Death Malaprops

Absence makes the heart go wander.

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Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women’s Lubrication Movement.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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He was a man of great statue.

Appearance Body Malaprops

I've been mostly camping and living in hostiles.

Malaprops Places

She's as headstrong as an allegory on the banks of Nile.

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The two of you was intricate together.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Early in the morning when the crows cock.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Hidin’ out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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We have that Indian scene; we can get the Indians from the reservoir.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
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I have taken many of God's blessings for granite.

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