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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 22)
He’d go through the house like
Typhoon
Mary.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Typhoid Mary
I like a lot of
partisan
cheese on my pizza.
Anonymous
Food/Drink
Malaprops
Parmesan
… electrical
degenerators
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Things
Generators
My husband and I have a
monotonous
relationship.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Relationships
Monogomous
… buy one of them battery operated
transvestite
radios.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Transistor
She's as headstrong as an
allegory
on the banks of Nile.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Alligator
I’ve had to overcome a lot of
diversity.
Drew Gooden
professional basketball player
Malaprops
Sports
Adversity
You made a certain
referential
remark there.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Deferential
Take a cruise down to the
Virgin’s Island.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Places
Virgin Islands
She has really
plummeted
to the top of the charts.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Rocketed
Corona-rary
bypass.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Health
Malaprops
Coronary
A lot of people are leaving the company; the
nutrition
rate is very high.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Attrition
What’s all this I hear about endangered
feces?
Gilda Radner
(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Endangered species
Yeah, we’re really sick, Mom! I think we have
Monte Cristo’s
Revenge!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Montezuma’s
I haven’t seen him for
donkey’s ears!
Anonymous
Malaprops
Coon's or dog's age
I could get
blackbusted.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Blackballed
You’re a
hairess.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Heiress
I think I've got the mucus of a good team.
Dick Duckworth
Colemanballs
Malaprops
Nucleus
I'm not a pessimist, I'm an
optometrist.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Optimist
One of those
digitalis
clocks.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Digital
If that's something you
expire
to do.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Aspire
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