Subject: Malaprops (Page 23)

Our ship was caught in a typhoid.

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[to the doctor] How about what I done for you in the bottle there? Ya know, the eulogy test.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Doctors Health Malaprops

Oh graytin potatoes

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Food/Drink Malaprops

They think they can do the portrait in one setting.

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You made a certain referential remark there.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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Just remember the words of Patrick Henry – ‘Kill me or let me live.’

football coach
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The most important decision is that of excepting Jesus in your life.

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Dances with Wool.

(1971 – ) American actress
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Not all that shivers is cold.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist
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The rules are written by the bureaucraps.

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He once had a unbiblical hernia.

Health Malaprops

Up there in his ivory shower.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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Daddy, I have heat probation.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Go to the gyropractor and get fixed?

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Health Malaprops

The whole conjugation was asleep.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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… my eyes was lookin' at hard pore cornography.

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When the whole neighborhood turns into a smelting pot.

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That's a hog of a different color.

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It’s a temporarial blowout here; all the houses on the block are dark.

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Something bad has befelt the family.

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They said he had neurosis of the liver.

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