Subject: Malaprops (Page 23)

Go on with the renouncement.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Well, as they say que seray seray.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

There’s two heads to every coin.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

I’m a member of the weeper sex.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

Rules and regulations and priororities.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Wouldn't let 'em get in a word wedgewise.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Present company suspected

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

It's a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

They'll have to retaliate the vote.

David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar.

Up the creek in a boat with a hole.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I resemble that remark!

Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

It ain’t exactly the Pope Diamond.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I ain’t in a happy frame of mood.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

… the Women’s Lubrication Movement.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Beat your tambourines with the Hairy Knishes.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

A lot of people are leaving the company; the nutrition rate is very high.

It’s only supposed to take off a little microscope at a time.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I ain’t no counterfeeter.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)