Subject: Malaprops (Page 26)

A babysitter should at least be out of puberous.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Fillit mig-non

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Eating Food/Drink Malaprops

Did you watch the space shovel take off?

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You’re everywhere. You’re omnivorous.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Edith, I’m mortifried!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

[telling the story of Samson] He took a jawbone from the grass and slew the Palistine army.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Yankin’ out the tonsils and the adenoods.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Health Malaprops

It doesn’t endow me, to be honest.

English football player & manager
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She was as mad as a wet blanket.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist
Anger Emotions Malaprops

As a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Why y’all duded up lookin’ like Errol Slim?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

It is beyond my apprehension.

American baseball manager
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We had a longer holiday than usual this year because the school was closed for altercations.

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He’d go through the house like Typhoon Mary.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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Now I too can soar with the beagle.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

It’s in an upward spinal.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Hidin’ out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

… expensive care

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Doctors Health Malaprops

I wear my heart on a sleaze.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

We hold these semi-animal meetings.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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