Subject: Malaprops (Page 26)

There’s two heads to every coin.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Malaprops

It doesn't take rocket appliances.

Intelligence Malaprops

Oh, for I minute there, I thought I was illuminating.

Malaprops

… my eyes was lookin' at hard pore cornography.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Oh say can you see, by the dawn’s early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops Music

… welfare incipients

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

… buy one of them battery operated transvestite radios.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

You can't squeeze blood out of a tulip.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Another victim of the grim weeper.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Death Malaprops

You’re a hairess.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

… expensive care

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Doctors Health Malaprops

It’s only supposed to take off a little microscope at a time.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Look at the two chimpanzoos over here.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

… prostate with grief

Malaprops

I was under the dress.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child.

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Malaprops

Fillit mig-non

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Eating Food/Drink Malaprops

Hanging around my neck like an albacross.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Hidin’ out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

It was deader than a hangnail.

Malaprops

One brain washes the other.

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