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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 28)
A babysitter should at least be out of
puberous.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Puberty
He’s a wolf in
cheap
clothing.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Sheep’s
Let’s go to lunch, I'm
emancipated!
Anonymous
Food/Drink
Malaprops
Emaciated
Hunger
George Meaney, head of the
UFO-CIA.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
AFL-CIO
Unions
A
horse
divided against itself cannot stand.
Anonymous
Malaprops
House
Take a cruise down to the
Virgin’s Island.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Places
Virgin Islands
He was a man of great
statue.
Thomas Menino
Boston mayor
Malaprops
Stature
Just try to
restract
his attention.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Attract
I just don’t want you to do nothing on the
sperm
of the moment.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Time
Spur of the moment
I want to hear it so quiet we can hear a mouse dropping.
Gregory Ratoff
(1897 – 1960) Russian-born American film director, actor & producer
Malaprops
Misspokements
If that's something you
expire
to do.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Aspire
We're like two peas in a
pot.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Situations
Two peas in a pod
Damp weather is very hard on the
sciences.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Sinuses
Well, as they say
que seray seray.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Que sera sera
Whatever will be will be
Wake up from your
fiestas!
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Siestas
It’s
irrevelant.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Irrelevant
Tell ’em we’re all
decreased
– we went last night in a suicide pact.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Deceased
The words “don't" and “isn’t” are
contraptions.
Anonymous
Communication
Language
Malaprops
Contraction
She has extra-
century
perception.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Extrasensory perception (ESP)
Intuition
This
anecdote
you give, how ya supposed to take it?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Antidote
Edith, hold it! You are
invading
the issue.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Avoiding
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