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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 28)
Something’s rotten in the state of
Denver.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Denmark
Shakespeare
I'm on the horns of an
enema.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Dilemma
Cut the
biblical
cord.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Umbilical
On a full stomach I probably
detergorate.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
If you was
eavesdripping,
that there is a very
defensive
thing to do.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Eavesdropping
Offensive
I’m a member of the
weeper
sex.
Jane Sherwood Ace
(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Malaprops
People
Women
Gender
Weaker
Uh, no
intense offended
there.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Offense intended
Pedal stool.
Anonymous
Malaprops
From The IT Crowd
Pedestal
I won’t miss it one
aorta!
Anonymous
Malaprops
Iota
You’re everywhere. You’re
omnivorous.
Homer Simpson
cartoon character in
The Simpsons
(Dan Castellaneta)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Tell ’em we’re all
decreased
– we went last night in a suicide pact.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Deceased
handle him with
kids’
gloves
Anonymous
Malaprops
Kid
There is a
statue
of limitation.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Law
Malaprops
Statute
The whole world is turning into a regular Sodom and
Glocca Morra.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Places
Gomorrah
Sin
He’s not going to >adhere himself to the fans.
Alan Mullery
English football player & manager
Malaprops
Sports
Endear
Doctors told me that if my uncle had lived, he most likely would have been a
vegetarian.
Anonymous
Health
Malaprops
Vegetable
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in
secrets
and in health.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Sickness
They held a candlelight
visual.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Vigil
It's too late Edith, my
bus
has sailed.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Ship has sailed
Congress is back in season.
Congress
Government
Malaprops
Don’t be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that,
“definition
of character.”
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Defamation of character
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