Subject: Malaprops (Page 28)

Something’s rotten in the state of Denver.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I'm on the horns of an enema.

(1971 – ) American actress

Cut the biblical cord.

On a full stomach I probably detergorate.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

If you was eavesdripping, that there is a very defensive thing to do.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I’m a member of the weeper sex.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

Uh, no intense offended there.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Pedal stool.

I won’t miss it one aorta!

You’re everywhere. You’re omnivorous.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

Tell ’em we’re all decreased – we went last night in a suicide pact.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

handle him with kids’ gloves

There is a statue of limitation.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

The whole world is turning into a regular Sodom and Glocca Morra.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He’s not going to adhere himself to the fans.

English football player & manager

Doctors told me that if my uncle had lived, he most likely would have been a vegetarian.

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

They held a candlelight visual.

It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Congress is back in season.

Don’t be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, “definition of character.”

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)