Subject: Malaprops (Page 28)

A babysitter should at least be out of puberous.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He’s a wolf in cheap clothing.

Let’s go to lunch, I'm emancipated!

George Meaney, head of the UFO-CIA.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

A horse divided against itself cannot stand.

Take a cruise down to the Virgin’s Island.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He was a man of great statue.

Boston mayor

Just try to restract his attention.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I just don’t want you to do nothing on the sperm of the moment.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I want to hear it so quiet we can hear a mouse dropping.

(1897 – 1960) Russian-born American film director, actor & producer

If that's something you expire to do.

We're like two peas in a pot.

Damp weather is very hard on the sciences.

Well, as they say que seray seray.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Wake up from your fiestas!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

It’s irrevelant.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Tell ’em we’re all decreased – we went last night in a suicide pact.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The words “don't" and “isn’t” are contraptions.

She has extra-century perception.

This anecdote you give, how ya supposed to take it?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Edith, hold it! You are invading the issue.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)