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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 29)
And that's the
crutch
of the situation.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Crux
Please excuse Timmy from school Friday. He has very loose
vowels.
Anonymous
Health
Malaprops
Bowels
I was under
the dress.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Duress
Flying saucers are just an optical
conclusion.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Illusion
The acrobats are performing
freaks
at the circus.
Anonymous
Entertainment
Malaprops
Circus
Feats
Passed with flying
carpets.
Malaprop
Malaprops
Colors
Ye is the
plurable
of you.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Plural
[commenting on a woman's perfume] It infiltrates the
nosetrils.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Aroma
Nostrils
Perfume
As our President said in his
renegurial
address.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Communication
Malaprops
Speech
Inaugural
The devil and all his
nimps.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Nymphs
I think I've got the mucus of a good team.
Dick Duckworth
Colemanballs
Malaprops
Nucleus
A lot of people are leaving the company; the
nutrition
rate is very high.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Attrition
He was a man of great
statue.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Malaprops
Stature
It’s
evaporooted
a little bit there.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Evaporated
She has extra-
century
perception.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Extrasensory perception (ESP)
Intuition
You’re sicker than me? Edith, get me the other
fomometer.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Thermometer
The most important decision is that of
excepting
Jesus in your life.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Accepting
She takes everything I say out of
contest.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Communication
Malaprops
Context
He received a
decease
and desist order.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Cease and desist
I'm going to hold my
breast
until I turn blue.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Breath
handle him with
kids’
gloves
Anonymous
Malaprops
Kid
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