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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 30)
You want people to think you live in a pig's
eye?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
In a pig’s sty
A
Polack
art exhibit!
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Painter Jackson Pollock
International
Spade
The Cat Week
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Spay
Like ships that
clash
in the night.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Pass in the night
Print the bulletins and get the information
decimated.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Deciminated
That man is a real charmer, a regular Don
Coyote.
Anonymous
Malaprops
People
Quixote
Raise him a
Luferan
if you want, raise him a
Norman
with 7 wives, a holy roller, a Seventh Day
Adventurer
…
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Religion
Adventist
Lutheran
Mormon
Dad says the monster is just a
pigment
of my imagination.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Figment
Imagination
I’d say that the Meathead probably got
magnesia
and forgot where his mouth was.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Amnesia
This is what I spent all those years learning my
ABDs
for?
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
ABCs
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
That one kind of
grapes
on my nerves.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Grates
They held a candlelight
visual.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Vigil
This is no longer just a
bubbling
brook.
Anonymous
Malaprops
A reporter during a hurricane-induced flood
Babbling brook
He received a
decease
and desist order.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Cease and desist
Gonna take all of my thinking and all of my
consecration.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Intelligence
Malaprops
Concentration
She looked gorgeous in her new dress – absolutely
explicit.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Exquisite
House of ill
refute.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Ill repute
…
birth patrol pills.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Birth control pills
Take a cruise down to the
Virgin’s Island.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Places
Virgin Islands
The real estate agent can give you all the
perpendiculars
of this listing.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Particulars
What ya eat ain't got nuttin' to do with how old ya are. That all depends on your ancestors. It's what they call a matter of
heresy.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Family
Malaprops
Heredity
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