Quotes and One Liners
humorous one-liners, quotations, jokes, Murphy's Laws & more
Home
About
Categories
Activities
Age
Animals
Appearance
Beliefs
Characteristics
Communication
Conflict
Death
Education
Emotions
Entertainment
Family
Food/Drink
Government
Health
Intelligence
Life
Marriage
Miscellaneous
Money
People
Places
Problems
Relationships
Science/Weather
Sex
Situations
Sports
Success
Things
Time
Work
Additional Categories
Book Titles
Confucius say
Definitions
Epitaphs
Exaggerations
Expressions
Hollywood Squares
Insults
Last Words
Murphy's Laws
Place Names
Proverbs
Reviews/Criticism
Song Titles
Tom Swifties
TV/Movie Quotes
Oops...
Bushisms
Church Bulletins
Classified Ads
Colemanballs
Headlines
Malaprops
Misspokements
Signs
Translations
Yogi-isms
Some Popular Authors
Abraham Lincoln
Alfred E. Neuman
Ambrose Bierce
Benjamin Franklin
Dave Barry
Demetri Martin
Dorothy Parker
Emo Phillips
George Carlin
Groucho Marx
H.L. Mencken
Homer Simpson
Jeff Foxworthy
Jimmy Carr
Joan Rivers
Mae West
Mark Twain
Mitch Hedberg
Oscar Wilde
Phyllis Diller
Richard Lewis
Rita Rudner
Rodney Dangerfield
Steven Wright
Stewart Francis
W.C. Fields
Will Rogers
Woody Allen
View All Authors
Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 32)
What’s all this fuss I’ve been hearing about the presidential
erection?
Gilda Radner
(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Emily Litella on “Saturday Night Live”
No, a
moo
point. Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter.
Joey Tribbiani from Friends
Malaprops
Moot
I just want to take the opportunity to express my waddya call, gratitude and
depreciation.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Appreciation
The
perferator
of the crime was apprehended by the police.
Anonymous
Crime
Malaprops
Perpetrator
That picture with Lon Chaney – “Of
Mouse
And Men.”
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Mice
Why y’all duded up lookin’ like Errol
Slim?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Errol Flynn
Corona-rary
bypass.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Health
Malaprops
Coronary
Rules and regulations and
priororities.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Priorities
He looked very thin and
emancipated.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Malaprops
Emaciated
… create a little
dysentery
in the ranks.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Dissension
But what does he owe me for 5 years of
bread and broad?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Room and board
[telling the story of Samson] He took a jawbone from
the grass
and slew the Palistine army.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Jawbone of an ass
He experienced some rectal
breeding.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Bleeding
I hate to leave in the middle of all this
hillerarity.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Hilarity
They think they can do the portrait in one
setting.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Situations
Sitting
He's going up and down like a
metronome.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Not all that shivers is cold.
Leo Rosten
(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist
Malaprops
Glitters is gold
Did Lincoln apologize to
Alexander Graham
Booth?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
John Wilkes Booth
What’s all this I hear about endangered
feces?
Gilda Radner
(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Endangered species
… ifso fatso
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
By the very fact
Ipso facto
He was from Thailand or some other
erotic
place.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Places
Exotic
Page 32 of 35
« First
« Previous
30
31
32
33
34
Next »
Last »