Subject: Malaprops (Page 32)

What’s all this fuss I’ve been hearing about the presidential erection?

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress

No, a moo point. Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter.

I just want to take the opportunity to express my waddya call, gratitude and depreciation.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The perferator of the crime was apprehended by the police.

That picture with Lon Chaney – “Of Mouse And Men.”

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Why y’all duded up lookin’ like Errol Slim?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Corona-rary bypass.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Rules and regulations and priororities.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He looked very thin and emancipated.

… create a little dysentery in the ranks.

But what does he owe me for 5 years of bread and broad?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

[telling the story of Samson] He took a jawbone from the grass and slew the Palistine army.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He experienced some rectal breeding.

I hate to leave in the middle of all this hillerarity.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

They think they can do the portrait in one setting.

He's going up and down like a metronome.

Not all that shivers is cold.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist

Did Lincoln apologize to Alexander Graham Booth?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

What’s all this I hear about endangered feces?

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress

… ifso fatso

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He was from Thailand or some other erotic place.