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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 34)
What ya eat ain't got nuttin' to do with how old ya are. That all depends on your ancestors. It's what they call a matter of
heresy.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Family
Malaprops
Heredity
They live in a two-
storage
house.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Story
In a pig’s
dye.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Eye
Photostatic
memory
Anonymous
Malaprops
Photographic
Daddy, I have heat
probation.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Prostration
I'm traveling
incoherent.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Ingognito
They’re
diabolically
opposed.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Diametrically
I ain't in no mood to play
120 questions.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Activities
Malaprops
20 questions
Whoever sent ‘em wants to remain
unanimous.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Annonymous
Unknown
A
Polack
art exhibit!
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Painter Jackson Pollock
The police surrounded the building and threw an
accordion
around the block.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Situations
A cordon
In the nineteenth century, life was hard for Europe’s
pheasants.
Anonymous
Malaprops
People
Poverty
Peasants
Business
adventurous
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Business
Ventures
You don’t hear me gettin’
historical.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Hysterical
I'm going to the store to buy a soup
latrine.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Taurine
It was a very heart-
rendering
story.
Anonymous
Emotions
Malaprops
Heart-rending
She’s suffering from a detached
rectum.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Retina
I’ve been
accumeratin’
these benefits for 30 years.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Accumulating
Let's do this in one
foul sweep.
Anonymous
Malaprops
One fell swoop
Our Air Corps reunion was held to
rememmorate
the great things we done.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Commemorate
Look at you, you're white as a
goat.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Appearance
Malaprops
Ghost
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