Subject: Malaprops (Page 34)

What ya eat ain't got nuttin' to do with how old ya are. That all depends on your ancestors. It's what they call a matter of heresy.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

They live in a two-storage house.

In a pig’s dye.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Photostatic memory

Daddy, I have heat probation.

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I'm traveling incoherent.

They’re diabolically opposed.

I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Whoever sent ‘em wants to remain unanimous.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

A Polack art exhibit!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The police surrounded the building and threw an accordion around the block.

In the nineteenth century, life was hard for Europe’s pheasants.

Business adventurous

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You don’t hear me gettin’ historical.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I'm going to the store to buy a soup latrine.

It was a very heart-rendering story.

She’s suffering from a detached rectum.

I’ve been accumeratin’ these benefits for 30 years.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Let's do this in one foul sweep.

Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Look at you, you're white as a goat.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)