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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 31)
Up there in his ivory
shower.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Tower
People have the
persona
that all Texans wear cowboy hats.
Anonymous
Beliefs
Malaprops
Opinion
Perception
Texas
I wasn’t under the
impersonation
you meant me.
Jane Sherwood Ace
(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Malaprops
Impression
You’ll be turned into a
pillow
of salt.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Pillar
The police surrounded the building and threw an
accordion
around the block.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Situations
A cordon
… on
hollowed
ground
Anonymous
Malaprops
Hallowed
It ain’t
German
to the conversation. It ain’t supposed to make sense; it’s faith. Faith is something that you believe that nobody in his right mind would believe.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Beliefs
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Faith
Germaine
So I won’t make the cover of Harper’s
Brassiere.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Bazaar
I was under
the dress.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Duress
The coffee has burned my face! I'm going to be
distorted!
Anonymous
Appearance
Malaprops
Disfigured
Keep your
eye
to the grindstone.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Nose
It’s
evaporooted
a little bit there.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Evaporated
Now I too can soar with the
beagle.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Eagle
It ain't exactly the
Pope
diamond.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Hope diamond
Committing
insex
in the family.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Incest
It’s only supposed to take off a little microscope at a time.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
A lot of people are leaving the company; the
nutrition
rate is very high.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Attrition
The
perferator
of the crime was apprehended by the police.
Anonymous
Crime
Malaprops
Perpetrator
What’s all this fuss I’ve been hearing about the presidential
erection?
Gilda Radner
(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Emily Litella on “Saturday Night Live”
Not all that shivers is cold.
Leo Rosten
(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist
Malaprops
Glitters is gold
… electrical
degenerators
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Things
Generators
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