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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 33)
Just try to
restract
his attention.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Attract
Here’s a last bequest: I don’t want that guy sayin’ my last
urology.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Eulogy
Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to
exercise
with her.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Exorcise
Put the trash in the
Hipsy-Hampster.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Things
Dempsey Dumpster
A woman doctor is only good for women's problems… like your
groinocology.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Doctors
Health
Malaprops
Gynecology
We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Animals
Malaprops
Situations
They tried to make me the
escape goat.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Scape goat
He’s a wolf in
cheap
clothing.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Sheep’s
Rip Van
Heussen
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Rip Van Winkle
Don't be hollerin' at him, will ya, you'll give him a
mental sterosis.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Health
Malaprops
She
plummeted
the deaths of inequity.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Plumbed the depths
It’s in an upward
spinal.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Spiral
Up there in his
ivory shower.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Ivory tower
We’re not attempting to
circumcise
the rules.
Bill Cowher
football coach
Football
Malaprops
Sports
Circumvent
Whoever sent ’em wants to remain
unanimous.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Annonymous
It’s a
temporarial
blowout here; all the houses on the block are dark.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Temporary
I’d give that picture a Japanese Academy
Reward!
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Award
California’s
Silicone
Valley
Malaprop
Malaprops
Places
Silicon Valley
As inevitable as death in
Texas.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
And taxes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Committing
insex
in the family.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Incest
Hell hath no fury like a woman's
corns.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Like a woman scorned
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