Subject: Malaprops (Page 33)

Just try to restract his attention.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Here’s a last bequest: I don’t want that guy sayin’ my last urology.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Put the trash in the Hipsy-Hampster.

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems… like your groinocology.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

They tried to make me the escape goat.

He’s a wolf in cheap clothing.

Rip Van Heussen

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Don't be hollerin' at him, will ya, you'll give him a mental sterosis.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

She plummeted the deaths of inequity.

It’s in an upward spinal.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Up there in his ivory shower.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

We’re not attempting to circumcise the rules.

football coach

Whoever sent ’em wants to remain unanimous.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

It’s a temporarial blowout here; all the houses on the block are dark.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I’d give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

California’s Silicone Valley

As inevitable as death in Texas.

(1971 – ) American actress

Committing insex in the family.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)