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Tougher than a one-eared alley cat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
Tough
He’s gone to hell in a hand basket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Deteriorating rapidly
Other expressions
Murray: Being fired is like being violated!Sue Ann: Leave it to Murray to find a bright spot in all this.
Betty White
1922) American actress, comedian & television personality
Miscellaneous
As Sue Ann Nivens in “The Mary Tyer Moore Show”
Tell a story
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tell a lie
Didn’t lick it off a stone
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inherited traits
Like father like son
Other expressions
Doesn’t know shit from Shinola
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Describing someone who lacks knowledge intelligence and general good sense
Other expressions
Shinola was an old brand of shoe polish
Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation
I'll be!
Other expressions
Well
He’s got molasses in his britches.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
He’s so ugly, he’d stop an eight-day clock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That land is so poor two red-headed women couldn’t raise a fuss on it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If it was raining soup, he'd be out in the yard with a fork.
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Get a hump on
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Get a move on
Get going
Other expressions
Telephone Man
Meri Wilson
Miscellaneous
About as useful as buttons on a dishrag
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Useless
Monster Mash
Bobby ‘Boris’ Pickett & the Crypt-Kickers
Miscellaneous
Written by Bobby Pickett & Leonard L. Capizzi
You look like death eating a cracker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tough as a pine knot in a sawmill.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s so slippery he’d hold his own in a pond full of eels.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shady character
Slippery
Untrustworthy
I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!
Homer Simpson
cartoon character in
The Simpsons
(Dan Castellaneta)
Miscellaneous
TV/Movie Quotes
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously
Of course
Other expressions
Only if they don't work.
Dear Abby
(Pauline Phillips) (1918 – 2013) American advice columnist
Miscellaneous
In response to “Are birth control pills deductible?”
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