Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 16)

I feel like the underside of a turnip green.

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You don’t get anything clean without getting something else dirty.

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I’m so mad I could eat barbed wire and spit nails.

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It daddied itself

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Don't get your tit in a ringer!

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Piss on the fire and call in the dogs.

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He didn't get there on a paved road.

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Uglier than a mud fence

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Hornier than a two pecker'd billy goat on a hill full of ninnies.

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Presidential ambition is a disease which can only be cured by embalming fluid.

(1903 – 1963) U.S. senator (Tennessee)
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Full as a tick

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Crespin’s Law of Observation

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For the record, folks; I never took a shit on stage and the closest I ever came to eating shit anywhere was at a Holiday Inn buffet in Fayetteville, North Carolina.

(1940 – 1993) composer, guitarist, record producer & film director
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He could sell firewood in hell.

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She Even Woke Me Up to Say Goodbye

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A guilty dog barks the loudest.

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I'm happier than a woodpecker in a lumber yard.

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A rooster one day, a feather duster the next.

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He was so slick he could steal the sweet from sugar without touching a grain

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Every dog has his day.

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Faster than a scalded dog

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