Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 19)

He’s got molasses in his britches.

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I’m going to paint your back porch red if you keep talkin like that!

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Louder than two skeletons fighting on a tin roof.

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It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

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Ready with his hat and slow with his money.

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Nobody will ever notice it on a galloping horse.

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He’d complain if you hung him with a new rope.

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I swaney, Mama shoulda named me Grace.

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Just cause trouble comes visiting doesn't mean you have to offer it a place to sit down.

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Bumpin’ yer gums!

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Uglier than a burnt stump

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The Atlanta Hawks are a bunch of guys who would prefer to pass kidney stones than pass a basketball.

American basketball coach
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You’re not worth the gunpowder it’ll take to blow you away.

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Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing 'Embraceable You' in spats.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
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He’s dumb as a sack full of hammers.

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If life gives you a bowl of lemons, go find an annoying guy with paper cuts.

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Oprah Winfrey has named her new $51 million estate ‘Tara 2,’ after Scarlett O’Hara’s plantation in Gone With The Wind; meanwhile, Sally Jessy Raphael has named her new estate Apartment 4B.

(1974 – ) American comedian, actor, producer & television host
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Countrier than cornbread.

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It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table.

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If you lie down with dogs, you’ll get up with fleas.

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You couldn't hit a bull in the butt with a bass fiddle.

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