Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 19)

A near man with a dollar.

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Monster Mash

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Let’s be honest: Isn’t a lot what we call tap dancing really just nerves?

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I’m gonna tan yer hide!

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Crazy as a sack of bees.

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Built like a brick shithouse

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Don't gobble in the woods during hunting season.

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A guilty dog barks the loudest.

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Throw the hatchet

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Jack: We are lovers.

Liz: That word bums me out unless it’s between the words “meat” and “pizza”.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
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Oops!

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I think there should be something in science called the “reindeer effect.” I don't know what it would be, but I think it'd be good to hear someone say, "Gentlemen, what we have here is a terrifying example of the reindeer effect."

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Happier than a two peckerd billy goat.

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I hope no one is allergic to nuts… because I like to rest mine on the table.

(1972 – ) Scottish comedian
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Deaf as a doorknob & blind as a bat.

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Peter Marshall: Liberace has a new book out called The Things I…?

Paul Lynde: Put in my hair.

(1926 – 1982) American comedian & actor
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Jump the broomstick

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Well, slap my head and call me silly.

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If you are 26 years old and you’re waking up under Star Wars sheets… the Force is not with you.

(1970 –) American stand-up comedian
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If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber’s calf, he would’ve never started Christianity.

(1974 – ) American comedian
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I’m on it like cheese on grits!

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