Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 26)

Chugged full.

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Come here and gimme a Yankee dime.

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One bad thing about Lassie, she was always warning you about something; let me be surprised for a change.

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That's like putting a side saddle on a boar hog!

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Got a face like a mile of unpaved road.

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He don’t know daylight from dark.

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Avon In The Amazon

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So hungry my belly thinks my throat's been cut.

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I didn’t just fall off a turnip truck.

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When I picked up the little dead mouse that my cat had killed, at first I felt sad… then I felt hungry; I forget what happened after that.

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They say the mountain holds many secrets, but the biggest is this: “I am a fake mountain.”

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That kid could break an anvil.

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Well, slap my head and call me silly.

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Every dog should have a few fleas.

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Instead of mousetraps, what about baby traps? Not to harm the babies, but just to hold them down until they can be removed.

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It’s so good, it makes you want to slap your momma!

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Sittin' on the bedpost.

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It’s hotter than a fritter!

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Jesus Loves You But I Don’t

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I wanted to be that cranky old guy that stands on his porch and yells at the neighborhood kids.

(1928 – 1994) American actor
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There are no requests for jugglers – only ‘Don’t juggle!’

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