Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 26)

Boy howdy!

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A face like a well slapped ass.

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Couldn't hit her in the butt with a red apple.

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She has a butt like a forty-dollar mule.

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Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk: A Modest Bestiary

(1956 – ) American humorist, comedian & author
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Hotter than a June bride.

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That girl’s meaner than cuss!

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Like a buzzard in a tree waiting for a mule to die

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Bring the door

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Peter Marshall: Olivia De Havilland once sat on something in a movie that Roy Rogers says he grew to love. What is it?

Paul Lynde: A box of Milk Duds.

(1926 – 1982) American comedian & actor
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Why is there so much pressure to spend Independence Day with other people?

American actress, comedian, writer & musician
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Cute as a sack full of puppies.

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It’s raining like pouring piss out of a boot.

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Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy’s arm behind his back… NOW who’s asking the questions?

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Don’t let the tail wag the dog.

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I hope I never have to use my underpants as a flag, because after that I could never let my underpants touch the ground

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She's got mud all over her from bum hole to breakfast time.

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Well, slap my head and call me silly.

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Had to tie a pork chop around his neck so the dog would play with him.

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If wishes were horses… beggars would ride.

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He was grinnin' like a possum eatin' bumble bees.

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