Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 43)

Within a lash

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Most of the time it was probably real bad being stuck down in a dungeon; but some days, when there was a bad storm outside, you’d look out your little window and think, ‘Boy, I’m glad I’m not out in THAT.’

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There were so many people in that place, you couldn't stir 'em with a stick.

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Always… no wait… never…

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician
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I guess one of the funniest memories of my grandfather was the time I was at his house and that tied-up man with the gag in his mouth came hopping out of the closet and started yelling that he was really my grandfather and the other guy was an impostor and to run for help.

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Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly.

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She’d scare a haint up a thorn tree.

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Women wear a pair of panties but only one bra.

(1946 – ) American comedian
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He looks like he got beat with a ugly stick.

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Scripted down

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One good thing about hell, at least, is you can probably pee wherever you want to.

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We live by the Golden Rule: those who have the gold make the rules.

(1914 –2008) American baseball executive
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She’s possum ugly.

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If my dog was ugly as you, I’d shave his butt and make him walk backwards.

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Not being born to parents who were accountants was probably my biggest mistake.

British boxing champion
Boxing Miscellaneous Sports

Sweatin’ like a $2 whore in church

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This is gooder'n grits.

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Braggin’ dog

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Plastic Jesus

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I bet it’s hard to break farmers of the old superstitions like “Tornado got Old Yeller, stay in the cellar.”

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Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted.

(1894 – 1963) English writer
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