Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 43)

From Debutante to Doublewide

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A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.

(1978 – ) American actress, writer & comedian
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Hotter than the hinges of Hell.

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Old as dirt

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Marta was watching the football game with me when she said, “You know most of these sports are based on the idea of one group protecting its territory from invasion by another group.”
Yeah, I said, trying not to laugh. Girls are funny.

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If I ever get real rich, I hope I’m not real mean to poor people, like I am now.

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I think it should be a law that if you ever get sucked up into a tornado, whatever you can grab with your hands while you’re swirling around up there, you get to keep.

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Tight as a tick

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She’s so poor she ain’t got two nickels to rub together.

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The only hope of deciphering her invitations, someone said, was to pin them up on the wall and run past them!

(1907 – 1999) English publisher & editor
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So ugly the tide wouldn’t take her out.

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Deaf as a doorknob & blind as a bat.

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Jump the broomstick

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Instead of trying to build newer and bigger weapons of destruction, we should be thinking about getting more use out of the ones we already have.

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It daddied itself

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Does a bear shit in the woods?

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He was the kind of man who was not ashamed to show affection; I guess that’s what I hated about him.

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It’s raining like pouring piss out of a boot.

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There is hope as long as your fishing-line is in the water.

Miscellaneous Proverbs

His porch light’s on, but he ain’t home!

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Eatin’ long corn

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