Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 47)

The sun don't shine on the same dog's tail/behind all the time.

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He couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket.

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As you will no doubt have foreseen…

(1946 – ) English media executive & newspaper editor
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If I had a mineshaft, I don’t think I would just abandon it; there’s got to be a better way.

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He’d scare a horse from his oats.

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Pass some words

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My bedroom is so messy, if I died of natural causes, the cops would be like “no he didn’t, clearly there was a struggle”.

American comedian & actor
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Eddie: Mother, are you still on the computer?

Gran: Yes, dear. Sometimes you get into a porn loop and just can’t get out.

(1925 – ) English actress
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I now know I’m psychic, because every time I go see a fortune teller, I know everything she says will be absolute bullshit ahead of time.

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Long as a month of Sundays.

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He’s dumb as a sack full of hammers.

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You ain’t worth a plug nickel.

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This likker is just right; if it’d been any worse, I couldn’t have drunk it; if it’d been any better, you wouldn’t have give it to me.

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When old dogs bark, it's time to watch out.

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Old as dirt

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Presidential ambition is a disease which can only be cured by embalming fluid.

(1903 – 1963) U.S. senator (Tennessee)
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I feel fatter than a possum stuck in a fence hole.

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Like Claude Harris’ mule

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Killer Pancake

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When I was a baby I had no teeth, I couldn't get a job and I couldn't eat meat.

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She wouldn’t say shit if she had a mouthful.

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