Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 58)

He’s not wrapped too tight.

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Congratulations On Your Latest Production. Am Sure It Will Look Better After It’s Been Cut.

(1892 – 1964) singer, dancer, comedian, actor & songwriter
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Heart, We Did All We Could

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Cute as a sack full of puppies.

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This gravy's so good, if you get it on your forehead your tongue's gonna slap your brains out!

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I think there is more wisdom in a single drop of rain than there is in all the books in all the libraries of the world… wait, not rain– super-concentrated brain juice.

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Like a rooster in an empty henhouse

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Not being born to parents who were accountants was probably my biggest mistake.

British boxing champion
Boxing Miscellaneous Sports

Lower than a snake’s belly

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The damned thing works!

(1906 – 1971) American inventor & television pioneer
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Not enough brains to give himself a headache!

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Peter Marshall: At NASA, what keeps the cool air running around in the spacesuits?

Paul Lynde: Itsy bitsy Eskimoes….

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I was sad, because I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet; so, I took his shoes, cuz hey, he wan’t using them!

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I used to carry a rabbit’s foot for luck… then it was a monkey’s paw.. now it’s a camel’s toe.

(1978 – ) American actress, writer & comedian
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Spread the table.

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Unfortunately, all Coach Carter taught me was that I can actually scratch the first four verses of Revelations into the back of a theater chair with my fingernail in a little under two hours.

(movie reviews at mrcranky.com)
Miscellaneous Reviews/Criticism

Queen Of My Double-Wide Trailer

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Girlfriend Calling You Fat? You Probably Are. Ride Bike

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I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well

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Like a goose a-goin’ barefooted

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Tell a story

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