Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 61)

You don’t know shit from apple butter!

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The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw.

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Pot licker

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She's got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth.

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Deaf as a doorknob & blind as a bat.

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He’s so tight you could shove a quarter up his ass and he’d grind it into a dime.

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I had a survey done on my house; eight out of 10 people said they really rather liked it.

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor
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That youngin is as wild as a June bug on a string.

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Fan the door

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The Alcohall Of Fame

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Busier than a one-legged man in a butt kickin' contest.

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Not enough brains to give himself a headache!

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Peter Marshall: At NASA, what keeps the cool air running around in the spacesuits?

Paul Lynde: Itsy bitsy Eskimoes….

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Nobody here but us chickens.

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Mess with

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It's so hot that it makes me want to take off my skin and sit in my bones.

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You Done The Wrong Woman Wrong

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All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed.

English football player
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It’s fascinating to think that all around us there’s an invisible world we can’t even see. I’m speaking, of course, of the world of the Invisible Scary Skeletons.

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A face like a welder’s bench

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Grandma, Show Us Your Tattoos

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