Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 61)

Presidential ambition is a disease which can only be cured by embalming fluid.

(1903 – 1963) U.S. senator (Tennessee)
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An empty wagon makes the most noise.

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Sittin’ in the catbird seat

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Quieter than a graveyard

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He's busier than a cat with two tails.

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Sharp as a ball peen hammer.

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He’d skin a flea for the hide and tallow.

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I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.

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Rest your coat.

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All the goodness of a good egg cannot make up for the badness of a bad one.

(1819 – 1897) American journalist, author & senior government official
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He looks like he got beat with a ugly stick.

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Plastic Jesus

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Anybody who has an identity problem had better wise up and get with the program!

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Sloppier than two pigs in a bucket

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Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you’re coming home, his face might burn up.

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The absence of alternatives clears the mind marvelously.

(1923 – ) German-born diplomat & scholar
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Before a mad scientist goes mad, there’s probably a time when he’s only partially mad… and this is the time when he’s going to throw his best parties.

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Boy, ain't no difference twixt them and you 'cept God's Love.

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Come here and gimme a Yankee dime.

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Children need encouragement: if a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way he develops a good, lucky feeling.

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I went to the barber and got my ears lowered.

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