Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 67)

Pore mouthin’

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I guess I’ll never forget her. And maybe I don't want to. Her spirit was wild, like a wild monkey. Her beauty was like a beautiful horse being ridden by a wild monkey. I forget her other qualities.

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To “love on you”

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Looking at me like a cow at a new fence.

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Chew the bark off

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Not particularly handsome

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He ran like his feet were on fire and his ass was catchin'.

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Not enough brains to give himself a headache!

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Braggin’ dog

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I’ll tie a knot in yer tail

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She’s so ugly her feet wouldn’t go to bed with her!

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Prettier than a spotted heifer in a pansy patch!

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Useless as tits on a boar hog

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It was all still and Sunday-like.

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There was probably an old Viking saying that said, “Ax in the head, early to bed; ax in the helmet, a friend of Helmut.”

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He don’t use his kindlin’ to get a fire started.

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Well, butter my biscuit.

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Crazy as a sack of bees.

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If you want your dreams to come true, don’t sleep.

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I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird, and not enough the bad luck of the early worm.

(1882 – 1945) 32nd U.S. president
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Well, knock me down and call me 'Shorty'!

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