Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 70)

She’s totin’ the high leg.

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From Debutante to Doublewide

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When I think of some of the things that have been done in the name of science, I have to cringe… no, wait, not science, vandalism; and not cringe, laugh.

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They’re like two cats in a sack.

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Marriage is a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose

(1898 – 1983) English author, playwright, journalist, composer & public speaker
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He’s dumb as a sack full of hammers.

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There is only one immutable law in life – in a gentleman’s toilet, incoming traffic has the right of way.

(1926 – 2009) Irish dramatist, television writer & essayist
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Our biggest concern this season will be diaper rash.

Vanderbilt football coach
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He is just a hole in search of donut.

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I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.

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Quieter than a graveyard

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Prettier than a spotted heifer in a pansy patch!

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You’re as gay as a clutch purse on Tony night.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
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Green as a gourd

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Bring the door

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With every new sunrise, there is a new chance; but with every sunset, you blew it.

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Who died and left the gate open?

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Warning to all outer-space guys: you can capture me and put me in your “space zoo” if you like, but I will sit way in the back of my cage, where it’s hard to see me; and when I do come out, I won’t be wearing any pants.

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As tall as a Georgia pine

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Parking Space: A place occupied by someone already there.

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She could make a preacher cuss!

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