Subject: Misspokements (Page 18)

Can she sing?… she's practically a Florence Nightingale.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

I’m going to send the injured reserve players out for the toss next time.

professional football coach
Football Misspokements Sports

Remember, attraction is a three-way street. Or is it a one-way tunnel?

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I don’t care if it doesn’t make a nickel; I just want every man, woman, and child in America to see it.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

This series has been swings and pendulums all the way through.

British sports commentator
Misspokements Sports

The Hall of Fame ceremonies are on the 31st and 32nd of July.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

They just wanna get rid of us old guys over 50 that’s all, and put us out to pasture. Well I ain’t ready to be pasteurized!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

All your friends are gonna be green with envious.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Characteristics Misspokements

The fans now, with their eyes pierced on the dart board.

English sports commentator
Misspokements Sports

And later on, it’s the Syracuse Orangemen against the Indiana Hoosiers from Hawaii.

Misspokements Places

You could be like Anita O’Brien, hustlin’ fruits.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

They stayed away in droves.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication Misspokements Speech

Now I’m gonna synchrosize the watch.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

We had a lovely meal. Lovely. We had a big steak with all the tarnishings.

Colemanballs Misspokements

The global importance of the Middle East is that it keeps the Far East and the Near East from encroaching on each other.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements Places

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment Film Misspokements

I really lack the words to compliment myself today.

skier
Misspokements Sports

His nerves, his memory… and I can’t remember the third thing.

(1942 – ) American professional golfer
Golf Misspokements Sports

Wouldn’t have to live in miscomfort.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

No bum that can’t speak poifect English oughta stay in this country – oughta be de-exported the hell outta here!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

And there goes Juantorina down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class.

BBC commentator
Misspokements Sports