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Misspokements
(Page 47)
He has got perfect control over the ball right up to the minute he lets it go.
Peter Walker
Australian rules football player
Misspokements
Sports
Nah, I’m just a prizefighter.
Rocky Graziano
(1919 – 1990) American boxing champion
Boxing
Misspokements
Sports
When asked if he was a pugilist
As I said before and I said yesterday, this is one of the key questions that will be decided or not decided at Edinburgh.
Douglas Hurd
British politician & novelist
Misspokements
Hemmoroods
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
Hemorrhoids
The word is psalm – S-O-M.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Psalm
I believe what I said yesterday… I don’t know what I said, but I know what I think… and I assume it’s what I said.
Donald Rumsfeld
(1932 – ) American businessman & U.S. Secretary of Defense
Misspokements
?
When my dad was explaining the facts of life to me, he drew me a big diaphragm.
Norm Crosby
(1927 – ) American comedian
Misspokements
Sex
You can throw anything in our house, but we’ll just let it roll off our backs
Sam Quevares
Activities
Hockey
Misspokements
Sports
That letter’s too old! What I mean to say – it’s subspired.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Expired
Some guys are inwardly outgoing.
Ralph Kiner
(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Misspokements
Sports
The candle is still very much in the melting pot.
Alan McInally
Scottish soccer player & analyst
Misspokements
I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.
George Rogers
professional football player
Football
Misspokements
Sports
When asked about the upcoming season
I have made good judgements in the past; I have made good judgements in the future.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Decisions
Judgment
The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle.
Bob Varsha
auto racing commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Superiorority
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Superiority
They weren’t even breathing at times, thanks to their fitness and strength.
Gavin Peacock
English football player
Misspokements
The time in the world has gotten shorter so it doesn't take so long to get to Australia.
Phil Neal
English football player
Misspokements
I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
Misstatements
This boxer is doing what's expected of him, bleeding from the nose.
Harry Carpenter
British sports commentator
Boxing
Misspokements
Sports
You either win or you lose… there's no in between.
Terry Venables
English football player & manager
Misspokements
For your information, just answer me one question!
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
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