Subject: Misspokements (Page 6)

A man could not be in two places at the same time unless he were a bird.

(1736 – 1807) Irish politician
Misspokements People

How’s it going, Sunshine?

(1961 – ) 44th U.S. president
Misspokements

Hey, the offensive linemen are the biggest guys on the field, they're bigger than everybody else, and that's what makes them the biggest guys on the field.

(1936 – ) American football coach & television announcer
Football Misspokements Sports

The crowd noise has gone up several octaves since the beginning of the game!

Misspokements Sports

Play some Picasso.

professional basketball player
Misspokements Sports

I’m not allowed to comment on lousy officiating.

professional football general manager
Football Misspokements Sports

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Misspokements

We are not going to be any three-clouds-and-a-yard-of-dust team.

football coach
Football Misspokements Sports

The gap between the two cars is 0.9 of a second, which is less than one second.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports Time

I’ll fight Lloyd Honeyghan for nothing if the price is right.

American professional boxer
Boxing Misspokements Sports

Show me where to put my John Hancrock.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

A lot of horses get distracted; it’s just human nature.

Horse trainer
Misspokements Sports

I couldn't settle in Italy – it was like living in a foreign country.

Welsh football player
Misspokements Places

Defensively, I think it’s important for us to tackle.

professional football player
Football Misspokements Sports

I love sports; whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio.

(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president
Entertainment Misspokements Television

She went into the hospital after being bitten by a spider in a bathing suit.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist
Language Misspokements

President Carter speaks loudly and carries a fly spotter… a fly swasher… it’s been a long day.

(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president
Misspokements

I took my parents back to the airport today. They leave tomorrow.

(1905–1982) American sportswriter
Misspokements

No dice, Chicago. I’m giving the orders and we’re coming in. I guess the foot’s on the other hand now, isn’t it, Kramer?

(1947 – ) American actor
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

The most overrated underrated player in baseball.

American writer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Spare no expense to make everything as economical as possible.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements Money