Subject: Mixed metaphors

Mixed metaphors:

A metaphor is a figure of speech in which a word or phrase is applied to an object or action to which it is not literally applicable. A mixed metaphor is the use of two or more unrelated metaphors that are incongruous or illogical when combined. Here are some mixed metaphors we’ve seen and heard.

These felled trees are the beavers’ handiwork!

Don't mind me, I'm just a mouse on the wall.

If you try to eat this elephant all in one bite, you’re going to have a hell of an indigestion.

It’s up to them, the tide is in their court now.

English former football player & manager

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it a duck.

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

They gave him a raw shake.

She knocked the socks off the ball.

We should continue to ride the horse that brings in the gravy.

I’m gonna dig in my feet on this one.

I'm sweating like a stuck pig.

Loose lips sink like a rock.

Button your seat belts.

The fan is gonna hit the roof.

The squeeky wheel gets the worm.

I'm not trying to poke holes at anybody.

We just keep getting the tail end of the stick.

A duck on a hot tin roof.

An apple a day doesn’t from the tree.

Is this a whole nother bucket of worms?

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