Subject: Mixed metaphors

Mixed metaphors:

A metaphor is a figure of speech in which a word or phrase is applied to an object or action to which it is not literally applicable. A mixed metaphor is the use of two or more unrelated metaphors that are incongruous or illogical when combined. Here are some mixed metaphors we’ve seen and heard.

From now on I'm watching your every move with a fine-toothed comb.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist

Sometimes they bite the farm.

The rain was coming down in droves!

If you spill the beans, then you'll open a can of worms.

She was drop down gorgeous.

I'm sweating like a bullet.

I’m so hungry I could beat a dead horse.

Unfortunately, we keep kicking ourselves in the foot.

England football player

He’s not the one with his ass in a noose.

It would bring the public school system crumbling to its knees.

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.

Take time to stop and smell the tunnel at the end of the rainbow.

Manchester United are looking to Frank Stapleton to pull some magic out of the fire.

professional football player, coach & executive

I make it my goal to shake every hand that walks in the door.

If you teach a snake to fish, you can lead it to water but it won't drink..

Once again, the Achilles' heel has reared its ugly head.

Run it up the flag pole and see what sticks.

It's a walk in the cake.

Windy as a hornet

Moss never grows on a fish out of water.

You've got to take the bull between your teeth.

(1879 – 1974) film producer