Subject: Mixed metaphors (Page 24)

The bottom line boils down to…

Let’s start at square zero.

Never put all your eggs in one omelet.

Roy Keane didn’t go through the book with a fine toothbrush.

English football player & analyst

We need to look the 800-pound gorilla in the mouth

Chicken guarding the hen house

I left the door wide open, and you didn't take the bait.

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

If they do that, they might as well take the open door policy and throw it right out the window!

You can dish it out, but you can't take it with you.

We could be putting the hammer in Luton's coffin.

England football player

You hit the nail right on the nose.

It ain't a pretty sight for the ears.

It’s like pulling the teeth from a hen.

She flew off the deep end.

People who wear glass slippers shouldn't kick stones.

Let’s split the baby with the bathwater.

Our fans have been branded with the same brush.

English former football player & manager

Gorilla see, gorilla do.

The bad penny ain’t pickin’ up no more rollin’ moss.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

She's skating on thin water.