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Subject:
Mixed metaphors
(Page 3)
People were streaming out of town to escape the floods.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Floods
It’s better to have half a cake and eat it and enjoy it, than not to have any cake at all.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
I don’t know whether to wind the watch or to bark at the moon.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
When you boil it down to its nuts and bolts
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
She grabbed the bull by the horns, and ran with it.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Too long they’ve been gettin’ the short end of the totem pole.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Mixed metaphors
TV/Movie Quotes
Stick
He can cry on a dime.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
… quicker than any other slowdowns
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
If he were alive today, he’d be turning over in his grave.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
We threw our dice into the ring and turned up trumps.
A British soccer commentator
Mixed metaphors
We want to brand the Renaissance name to the eyeballs in the chairs.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
It’s like watching wallpaper dry.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Boredom
Let him who is without sin cast the first vote.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
Sin
Grasping at the straw that broke the camel's back
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
They'll never buy the cow if they can get the eggs for free.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
A duck on a hot tin roof.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
99 times out of ten, that's what you'll get.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Make like a tree and head out.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Long road to hoe.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Dirty laundry is coming home to roost.
Anonymous
Misspokements
Mixed metaphors
It’s the best thing since sliced Spam.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
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