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Subject:
Mixed metaphors
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It's like ice cold electricity passing through your body.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Well, thats as clear as a bull in a china shop.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Keep your ear to the grindstone.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Microsoft™ is thoroughly dropping the ball on that front.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Once the horse is out of the barn, you can't put him back again.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
I should move to the other side of the building, so I can see the sunset come up every morning.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
We should get our foot in the door and get the ball rolling.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
He came out of it smelling like a bandit.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
She’s come out of this one looking like a rose.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
I can see the
carrot
at the end of the tunnel.
Stuart Pearce
English football player
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
You could have knocked me over with a fender.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Surprise
We threw our dice into the ring and turned up trumps.
A British soccer commentator
Mixed metaphors
Listen… do you smell something?
Dan Aykroyd
(1952 – ) Canadian comedian, actor, screenwriter & singer
Mixed metaphors
TV/Movie Quotes
As Dr. Raymond Stantz in “Ghostbusters”
Moss never grows on a fish out of water.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
We'll be there until the fat lady freezes over.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
They’re clearly up the creek without a leg to stand on
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
You’ve really put your finger on the nail there.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
I'm tired of walking on kid gloves.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
I wanted to come out of the chute on the right foot.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
I'm bone empty.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Every silver lining has a cloud around it.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
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