Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 43)

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If you have enough meetings over a long enough period of time, the meetings become more important than the problem the meetings were intended to solve.

Murphy’s Laws

If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Whenever someone you know, or someone you do business with, moves to a new location, it’s always farther away.

Murphy’s Laws People

If people listened to themselves more often, they'd talk less.

Communication Murphy’s Laws People Speech

Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish yourself as an expert.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Situations

If a string has one end, it has another.

Murphy’s Laws Things

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you will have to catch up.

Murphy’s Laws Time

When you want to unlock a door but only have one hand free, the keys will be in the opposite pocket.

Murphy’s Laws Things

The more complicated and grandiose the plan, the greater the chance of a screw-up.

Murphy’s Laws

People specialize in their area of greatest weakness.

Murphy’s Laws People

If it’s clean, it isn’t laundry.

Murphy’s Laws

All life is 6 to 5 against.

Life Murphy’s Laws

If you have something to do and you put it off for long enough, the chances are someone else will do it for you.

Murphy’s Laws Time

The amount of flak received on any subject is inversely proportional to the subject’s true value.

Communication Murphy’s Laws

The correct advice to give is the advice that is desired.

Murphy’s Laws Opinion

No matter how many rooms there are in the motel, the fellow who starts up his car at five o’clock in the morning is always parked under your window.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Travel

When traveling with children… at least one child of any number of children will request a rest room stop exactly halfway between any two given rest areas.

Activities Children Family Murphy’s Laws Travel

 If you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.

Murphy’s Laws

To err is human, so do not use up the eraser before the pencil.

Murphy’s Laws

There are four kinds of people: those who sit quietly and do nothing, those who talk about sitting quietly and doing nothing, those who do things, and those who talk about doing things.

Communication Murphy’s Laws People Speech

It's better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.

Health Money Murphy’s Laws Wealth