Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 43)

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Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Internal consistency is valued more highly than efficiency.

Murphy’s Laws

No matter which direction you start it’s always against the wind coming back.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

The ideal resume will turn up one day after the position is filled.

Murphy’s Laws Work

At a bargain sale, the only suit or dress that you like best and that fits you is the one not in the sale.

Activities Clothing Murphy’s Laws Shopping

The person who buys the most raffle tickets has the least chance of winning.

Murphy’s Laws

The other line moves faster.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Shopping

Success is the result of behavior that completely contradicts the usual expectations about the behavior of a successful person.

Murphy’s Laws Success

If mathematically you end up with the incorrect answer, try multiplying by the page number.

Murphy’s Laws

The number of laws will expand to fill the publishing space available.

Murphy’s Laws

As an online discussion (regardless of topic or scope) grows longer, sooner or later someone will compare someone or something to Hitler or Nazism.

Murphy’s Laws

1. Important mail arrives late. 2. Junk mail arrives the day it was sent.

Murphy’s Laws Time

You can never do merely one thing.

Murphy’s Laws

Those who are most moral are farthest from the problem.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

In any household, junk accumulates to fill the space available for its storage.

Murphy’s Laws Things

In any group of eagles, you will find some turkeys.

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Never throw away anything unless you know what it came from.

Murphy’s Laws Things

When the camera focuses on a male athlete he will spit, pick or scratch.

Murphy’s Laws Sports

The candy bar you planned to eat on the way home from the market is hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag.

Murphy’s Laws Shopping

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Murphy’s Laws Things

If you see a man approaching you with the obvious intention of doing you good, you should run for your life.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws