Subject: People » Girls (Page 2)

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it’s the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it.

(1890 – 1957) author & journalist

It is only rarely that one can see in a little boy the promise of a man, but one can almost always see in a little girl the threat of a woman.

(1824 – 1895) French writer

Girls are like pianos… when they're not upright, they're grand.

(1924 – 1992) English comedian & actor

There are girls who manage to sell themselves, whom no one would take as gifts.

(1741 – 1794) French writer

When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

I can do some things now that I couldn't do when I was 17, like date high school girls.

(1955 – ) American stand-up comedian

Whenever I meet a pretty girl, the first thing I look for is intelligence; because if she doesn’t have that, then she’s mine.

(1978 – ) American writer & stand-up comedian

Football is all very well a good game for rough girls, but not for delicate boys.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

I’d rather have two girls at seventeen than one at thirty-four.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

(1922 – ) American author, publisher & editor

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

Girls just want to have funds.

writer, humorist, columnist & speaker

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.

(1920 – 1985 Russian-born American actor of stage & film

The man who has a girl in every port is not a sailor but a wholesaler.

(1899 – 1995) humorist