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Governments tend not to solve problems, only to rearrange them.
Ronald Reagan
(1911 – 2004) 40th U.S. president & actor
Government
Problems
If you think there's a solution, you're part of the problem.
George Carlin
(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
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An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
Robert Humphrey
(1947 – ) American author
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It’s absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer; we have men, we’ve got rockets, we’ve got Saran Wrap – FIX IT!
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I am not part of the problem, I am a Republican.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
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If several things that could have gone wrong have not gone wrong, it would have been ultimately beneficial for them to have gone wrong.
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If we really learned from our past mistakes, most of us would never get out of bed in the morning.
Alfred E. Neuman
fictional mascot and cover boy of
Mad
, an American humor magazine
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