Quotes and One Liners

humorous one-liners, quotations, jokes, Murphy's Laws & more

  • Home
  • About
  • Categories

    • Activities
    • Age
    • Animals
    • Appearance
    • Beliefs
    • Characteristics
    • Communication
    • Conflict
    • Death
    • Education
    • Emotions
    • Entertainment
    • Family
    • Food/Drink
    • Government
    • Health
    • Intelligence
    • Life
    • Marriage
    • Miscellaneous
    • Money
    • People
    • Places
    • Problems
    • Relationships
    • Science/Weather
    • Sex
    • Situations
    • Sports
    • Success
    • Things
    • Time
    • Work
  • Additional Categories

    • Book Titles
    • Confucius say
    • Definitions
    • Epitaphs
    • Exaggerations
    • Expressions
    • Hollywood Squares
    • Insults
    • Last Words
    • Murphy's Laws
    • Place Names
    • Proverbs
    • Reviews/Criticism
    • Song Titles
    • Tom Swifties
    • TV/Movie Quotes
  • Oops...

    • Bushisms
    • Church Bulletins
    • Classified Ads
    • Colemanballs
    • Headlines
    • Malaprops
    • Misspokements
    • Signs
    • Translations
    • Yogi-isms
  • Some Popular Authors

    • Abraham Lincoln
    • Alfred E. Neuman
    • Ambrose Bierce
    • Benjamin Franklin
    • Dave Barry
    • Demetri Martin
    • Dorothy Parker
    • Emo Phillips
    • George Carlin
    • Groucho Marx
    • H.L. Mencken
    • Homer Simpson
    • Jeff Foxworthy
    • Jimmy Carr
    • Joan Rivers
    • Mae West
    • Mark Twain
    • Mitch Hedberg
    • Oscar Wilde
    • Phyllis Diller
    • Richard Lewis
    • Rita Rudner
    • Rodney Dangerfield
    • Steven Wright
    • Stewart Francis
    • W.C. Fields
    • Will Rogers
    • Woody Allen
  • View All Authors

Subject: Problems (Page 25)

Governments tend not to solve problems, only to rearrange them.

Ronald Reagan
(1911 – 2004) 40th U.S. president & actor
Government Problems

If you think there's a solution, you're part of the problem.

George Carlin
(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Problems

An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.

Robert Humphrey
(1947 – ) American author
Problems Solutions

It’s absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer; we have men, we’ve got rockets, we’ve got Saran Wrap – FIX IT!

Problems Science/Weather Ozone layer

I am not part of the problem, I am a Republican.

Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication Misspokements Problems Speech Republicans

If several things that could have gone wrong have not gone wrong, it would have been ultimately beneficial for them to have gone wrong.

Last Law
Murphy’s Laws Problems

If we really learned from our past mistakes, most of us would never get out of bed in the morning.

Alfred E. Neuman
fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Education History Learning Mistakes
Page 25 of 25« First« Previous2122232425













Copyright © Just-One-Liners.com