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Subject:
Signs
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Salad Dressing $1.89 – Save 93.11 – 295.00 per oz.
Sign
Signs
Have An Ice Day – Please do not place any orphans in the ice machines. Thank You
Sign
Signs
On an ice machine
If a ball comes to rest in dangerous proximity to a crocodile, another ball may be dropped.
Sign
Signs
At a golf club in Uganda
Crocoiles
Bash-Gal Inc
Business name
Signs
A business in New York
Super G String Cheese
Sign
Signs
5 oz pkg $1.49
Not a Through Street • Evacuation Route
Sign
Signs
Adjoining signs
No Postage Necessary If Mauled in the United States
On a prepaid envelope
Signs
Just a shade better.
Sign
Signs
On an awning manufacturer’s door
Damn! I love Indonesia
Signs
Signs
A store in Indonesia
Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.
Instructions
Signs
On a box of pills.
Mane Attraction
Store name
Signs
A beauty parlor
HUNG LONG • Video Rental…
Store name
Signs
Obama Half-Breed Muslin [sic]
Protest sign
Signs
Come in and have a fit.
Sign
Signs
At a shoe store
Look before driving.
Label
Signs
On the dashboard of a mail truck
Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Stagger's
Business name
Signs
A lounge in Huntsville Alabama
BOB’S grill • EAT AND GET THE HELL OUT!
Sign
Signs
99¢ Only Stores – Open 9 days a week 9 am – 9 pm
Sign
Signs
Main Reservoir Cocks to be Blown Every Four Hours
Sign
Signs
Ernest F. Duh Attorney at Law
Business name
Signs
Phillipsburg NJ
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