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Subject:
Signs
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Buy the Book
Store name
Signs
Buy the Book
Cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances
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Signs
On a poster for a TV psychic’s appearance
Do not put lit candles on phone.
Label
Signs
On the instructions for a cordless phone
These items may or may not be available at all times, and sometimes not at all and other times all the time.
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Signs
From a menu in Fort Bragg CA
We serve dead shrimp on vegetables with a smile.
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Signs
Translations
In a Chinese restaurant
If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.
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Signs
On a leaflet
OFF LIMITS to Crack Heads and Thieves
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Signs
At a park
Diesel Fried Chicken
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Signs
At a truck stop
Black Anus Steak with 2 stuffed Shrimp… $34.95
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Signs
On a menu
Our bagels are like vaginas: What’s not to love? – River City Bagel and Bakery…
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Signs
The Yuppy Puppy
Business name
Signs
Various pet businesses
Callahan Tunnel/No End
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Signs
In downtown Boston
The Mug Shot
Business name
Signs
A coffee shop
Amigone Funeral Home
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Signs
In New York
Rich Manger Attorney
Business name
Signs
High Point NC
Toy Weapons Must Be Checked at Ticket Counter
Sign
Signs
In an airport
Two Wongs
Business name
Signs
Chinese restauant near Brisbane Australia
NO PARKING ABOVE THIS SIGN
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Signs
On a pole
How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby.
Instructions
Signs
Drop Your Pants Here and You Will Receive Prompt Attention
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Signs
At a dry cleaners
NO UNAUTHORIZED TRESPASSING AFTER NINE PM
Sign
Signs
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