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Subject:
Signs
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Grace – Cock Flavoured soup mix
Signs
Signs
Food packaging
Lexington Middle School • ANAL EXAMS –May 27 28 29 – Last Day of School May 29
Sign
Signs
Stock up and save! Limit one per customer.
Sign
Signs
In a department store
No Sex Please
Sign
Signs
On a building wall
That Means You, Young Man in the Blue Subaru… and Turn the Music Down
Sign
Signs
A handwritten sign posted beneath a Stop sign
Product will be hot after heating.
Label
Signs
Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding
Motel: Highly Recommended… By Owner
Sign
Signs
A Happy Time Lets Spend – There is this hand I freeze near, and to wipe a beautiful person, the tears
Translation
Signs
Translations
On a t-shirt in Japan
Hair Asylum
Business name
Signs
Several hair salons
A Pane in the Glass
Business name
Signs
Glassworks in Naples Florida
Please Use the Revolving Door – Because it cost us a lot of money
Sign
Signs
A starship ride has been promised to you by the galactic wizard.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Wapiti Lodge – Last Motel for 150 Feet
Road sign
Signs
Talk Dirty To Me
Business name
Signs
Janitorial company in Albuquerque New Mexico
DANGER – Hazardous Fumes – Steep Cliffs – Rough Surface – Hot Lava – Flashlight Required After Dark
Sign
Signs
Please Do Not Throw Stones at This Sign – Thank You
Sign
Signs
Dedman Hospitals
Business name
Signs
In Texas
Please Sit on a Towel if You are Nude. – No Bench Wiping is Allowed – Nobody Wants to Clean Your Crap off the Bench
Sign
Signs
At a health club
If you don’t like gay marriage, blame straight people. they’re the ones who keep having gay babies.
Sign
Signs
Seen outside a store
Better to Press Shirt than Press Luck.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Keep out of reach of children
Label
Signs
On a baby oil bottle
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