Subject: Signs (Page 16)

Grace – Cock Flavoured soup mix

Lexington Middle School • ANAL EXAMS –May 27 28 29 – Last Day of School May 29

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No Sex Please

That Means You, Young Man in the Blue Subaru… and Turn the Music Down

Product will be hot after heating.

Motel: Highly Recommended… By Owner

A Happy Time Lets Spend – There is this hand I freeze near, and to wipe a beautiful person, the tears

Hair Asylum

A Pane in the Glass

Please Use the Revolving Door – Because it cost us a lot of money

A starship ride has been promised to you by the galactic wizard.

Wapiti Lodge – Last Motel for 150 Feet

Talk Dirty To Me

DANGER – Hazardous Fumes – Steep Cliffs – Rough Surface – Hot Lava – Flashlight Required After Dark

Please Do Not Throw Stones at This Sign – Thank You

Dedman Hospitals

Please Sit on a Towel if You are Nude. – No Bench Wiping is Allowed – Nobody Wants to Clean Your Crap off the Bench

If you don’t like gay marriage, blame straight people. they’re the ones who keep having gay babies.

Better to Press Shirt than Press Luck.

Keep out of reach of children