Subject: Signs (Page 16)

I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

Please Don’t Throw Your Cigarette Ends on the Floor, the Cockroaches are Getting Cancer

Requirements: Optional modem required.

Members and Non Members Only

Hidden Cache

Expiration date – 2 years

A Hair Off Brady

Please. Wash the parmesan cheese shakers at the table across from. The young girl was licking the top of the shaker. Thank you.

No muff too tough for us!

Lunch and Learn Seminar: 'Who's controlling your life?' (get your manager's permission before attending)

IMAGINE a new and thinner you this Spring! – Lose up to 205 lbs. per week! – Doctor developed programs – Easily dine out!…

Husbands Should Come With Instructions

Fits one head.

We go out on a limb for you.

Slow Parking Ahead

Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: "The Gates of Heaven."

Below that was a small cardboard sign which read: "Please use other entrance."

Do Not Turn Upside Down

Do not look into laser with remaining eye.

Shoplifters Will Be Beaten, Stabbed and Stomped • Survivors Will Be Prosecuted

Ronald McDonald Funeral Home

Norman D Landing