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Subject:
Signs
(Page 16)
I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Please Don’t Throw Your Cigarette Ends on the Floor, the Cockroaches are Getting Cancer
Sign
Signs
Requirements: Optional modem required.
Label
Signs
On a computer software package
Members and Non Members Only
Sign
Signs
Hidden Cache
Sign
Signs
In Ottawa
Expiration date – 2 years
Label
Signs
On a bottle of Chinese medicine
A Hair Off Brady
Business name
Signs
A hair salon just off Brady St. in Davenport Iowa
Please. Wash the parmesan cheese shakers at the table across from. The young girl was licking the top of the shaker. Thank you.
In a restaurant
Signs
No muff too tough for us!
Sign
Signs
At a muffler shop
Lunch and Learn Seminar: 'Who's controlling your life?' (get your manager's permission before attending)
Sign
Signs
The contents of a flyer for corporate seminar
IMAGINE a new and thinner you this Spring! – Lose up to 205 lbs. per week! – Doctor developed programs – Easily dine out!…
Label
Signs
Husbands Should Come With Instructions
Bumper sticker
Signs
Fits one head.
Label
Signs
On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box
We go out on a limb for you.
Sign
Signs
At a tree surgeon’s truck
Slow Parking Ahead
Road sign
Signs
In King's Canyon in California
Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: "The Gates of Heaven."
Below that was a small cardboard sign which read: "Please use other entrance."
Sign
Signs
At a church
Do Not Turn Upside Down
Label
Signs
On bottom of a box of Tesco's Tiramisu dessert
Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
Label
Signs
On a laser pointer
Shoplifters Will Be Beaten, Stabbed and Stomped • Survivors Will Be Prosecuted
Sign
Signs
Ronald McDonald Funeral Home
Sign
Signs
Norman D Landing
Business name
Signs
A military shop in the UK
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